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Porcelain Chipper

A rare condition where a person (usually a male) expels an overpowering stream of urine, causing him to stand several feet away from the urinal / toilet.
While I was in the bathroom during halftime at a football game, I saw a porcelain chipper peeing from across the room… I felt both bad and impressed with his accuracy.
by Yazorillowitz March 27, 2025
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WOOF-WOOF CHIPPER

Noun. Refers to a modification of the traditional forestry mulching machine known as a "woodchipper," wherein there are hurricane fans that swiftly guide annoying dogs, especially ankle-biters, into a robust woodchipper, ending those annoying barks and, best of all, you get a lot of taco meat as a result!
John: Bruh, tacos sound good for dinner.
Tyler: We're out of beef. If you're truly dead-set on tacos, we can always throw the dog in the woof-woof chipper. We'd have plenty of taco meat!
John: Fuck yeah bro; excellent idea! Come on O' Yeller, time to meet the woof-woof chipper!
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 24, 2025
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chipper

no one really knows what it means, but it IS an insult, of some sort.
"ya mad fucken chipper"
by kebabndbeans May 30, 2025
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Chippers

Sometimes pronounced "Chippahs" by many Boston natives and common hockey feens;

A nickname for the fast food restaurant Chipotle
"Hey, Chris you wanna go to Chippers??"
by shashahah April 27, 2023
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chipper-me-this

An expression of saying something excited your attention
"Chipper-me-this! What an interesting find!"
by randomtestaccount June 26, 2022
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Chippered

The act of being struck in the head by a metal pipe, usually in a freak accident.
Person one: Did you hear what happened to Aaron?

Person two: No what happened?
Person one: He totally got chippered when he was trying to lounge in a hammock

Did you hear about Salvador, he got stitches after he was chippered on Love is Blind Episode 6!
by Irreverent Reverend February 16, 2022
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Dirty Chipper

A man who can cum 1 liter in 2 minutes, and then do it again in 1 hr
Bill: Richard is SUCH a dirty chipper.
Ainsley: I want him to blow a load on my face
by kk_hill6 February 27, 2022
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