beta rape

Buying electronics from Walmart

I got beta raped by the u.s. government when I purchased an electronic device at Walmart on aa limited income due to a shit economy.

by Knoddycat February 2, 2016

Beta Patch

(n) An item that causes mass hysteria for no good reason. Also linked to Hershey squirts, acne, facial hair, hemmoroids, addiction to Tony Bennett tunes, Rosco P. Coletraine-like laughs, and fever in laboratory rats.

Did you get the Beta Patch?

by NCRacer July 18, 2003

chris beta

hoe that got his ass beat by john brundage for saying lil tecca is better than tyler the creator

chris beta : Lil tecca is better than tyler the creator
John brundage : ight bitch
*whoops his ass*

by 69peepeebutt69 December 3, 2019

beta ball

A sport that is played by brown people and is similar to American baseball.

Raj is indian, thus he must play beta ball.

by Whichindianman January 17, 2009

master beta

The term one uses to refer to almost-finalized source code. It compiles and runs without any complaints, and only needs to be tested for minor logic errors. The transition from master beta to golden code should only take a few minutes of half-hearted debugging, but invariably requires an all-nighter to work out the most prominent segfaults.

Student 1: Hey man, have you finished your part of the project yet?
Student 2: I've got the master beta saved in my home directory.
Student 1: Cool beans. Let's debug it after class.
Student 2: You're bringing the soda this time.

by aero March 14, 2003

Beta Male

An unremarkable, careful man who avoids risk and confrontation. Beta males lack the physical presence, charisma and confidence of the Alpha male.

Jason Geller is such a Beta Male

by uzi9 December 4, 2019

beta simp

a guy who cant get girls tries his hardest but still has no ratings most likely his name is adam

adam is a beta simp

he keeps simping off malluc

by REENSLAD June 4, 2020