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superman that hoe

when a female does not want to have sex, the male ejaculates on her back while she is asleep, so that when she wakes up, the sheets are stuck to her back like a superman cape.
Bob: yo, she didn't wanna have sex last night, dawg!
Bill: so did u superman that hoe?
Bob: yea, she had a blue cape when she woke up!
Bill: haha, that's what the dumb broad gets!

(both start laughing)
by cookie2 April 20, 2008
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bomberman that hoe

When a man and a woman really love each other, In an intimate moment shared by both parties, the man looks deep into her eyes. Then he punches her hard in the gut. Her eyes expand as she cries out. The man says "I love you" and she forgives the blow.
"You really like her?"
"Ya, I think I love her."
"Then bomberman that hoe."
by Andrejman November 5, 2007
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Spider-Man That Hoe you

it is when you are jerking off and right before you nut u nut in your hand then you rub your hand on girls face and you run off like webslinging
by Alenadro Jihad March 5, 2008
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superman that hoe

When a chick gives you a monster STD, and when you find out, you go home and laser zap your entire bone-zone with the lava-hot eye beams you bought from the classifieds, making your balls scalding hot to the touch. Then you go to see said chick for another mission, and instead of making sweet love to her, you dick scorch her VD-WMD to smithereens. Then you pull a fire extinguisher out of your bag, and empty it's contents out the window just before laser-eye-beaming it to hell-temperature, and tossing the cannister on her stomach.
You know TyRhonda from Shotgun hood? Yea, well, I hit that with no medical insurance. So anyway, I called her back and totally made sure to superman that hoe for ruining my balls.
by www.OGBOBBYJOHNSON.com January 5, 2009
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catapult that hoe

When a guy pulls out before he's done his business and cums in a girls belly button. Then he grabs a spork and flings the cum into her open mouth.
Duuuude, I'm about to catapult that hoe SOOO good.
by Alex & Karson December 3, 2007
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roosevelt that hoe

(verb) to put one's finger under a hoe's nose like a moustache my homie Theodore Roosevelt would have had.
Man, I heard he was gonna roosevelt that hoe...
by Randy King December 19, 2007
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