Testevaned

When you ejaculate on to a plate of mexican food and then proceed to eat it.

The enchiladas had no flavor so I testevaned them.

by Bob and Grant January 3, 2008

texted out

when you are texting someone and someone else is talking and you listen for a short moment before you get involved in a text and forget what their talking about

P1: Hey you wana hear a story?
P2: (while texting) Yea, sure
P1: Ok, so last night i was dancing and.....
P2: Just stop, im texted out

by Peter Grochal June 16, 2008

Texters Twitch

Where you feel your phone vibrate in your pocket and you go to look at your phone and realise that it was just your imagination

-"Dam it, i just had texters twitch!"
--"Dude, I hate it when that happens"
-"Bummer"

by TomPeeeeee April 8, 2010

texterrupting

verb- when someone keeps texting you before you've been able to finish typing and sending them your text.

It was irritating that she kept texterrupting me while I was typing my text to her.

by mypseudonym24 April 23, 2010

Textering

A combination of the words texting and pestering. It's the irritated via text messege. Used when a person or persons keep texting you even though they know you're busy and don't want to or can't text at the moment. Such as when you tell someone your in bed and they keep trying to conversate via text. Or if you tell someone to quit texting you cuz you don't want to talk to them and they still keep trying.

I told retard I was asleep and he wouldn't quit textering me!

by Guadalupe750 May 2, 2010

textiversary

The yearly celebration or commemoration of the first exchange of texts between two people.

Lisa: you know our textiversary is coming up, right??
Missy: Ooo of course! Last Halloween was when you became my text ho!! How could I forget?!

by BigMissy September 9, 2010

Textercising

Verb: To exercise your texting

You: Hey, Whaddup?
Me: Ntm, Chilling out listening to tunes, textercising. You?

by < Miss.La > September 23, 2010