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teenager

someone that does not have a fully developed brain yet. the brain does not fully develop until the age of about 24. this explains the stereotype behavior and attitude of a teenager. the brain controls most things important in the human. the teenagers brain has not finished developing in some areas.. one area being a part that tells them that "this is wrong" or "you could die from this". this is why they so easily do drugs, smoke, speed and hav unprotected sex.. as they simply don't think "anything will happen to them". its not their fault. its all part of growing up. and everyone goes through it. so fucking back off you tight ass adults who have nothing better to do all day than complain about teenagers and what they do.
teen boy: bro i got up ta 180 on the motorway bro.
teen boy2: ayy thats fucking mad ay.
teen boy: yeah gona do it now wana come?
teen boy2:of course bro.

adult: teenagers and their fucking cars, dont they know they could die??
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Teenagers

A song by an awesome band called My Chemical Romance
They say all teenagers scare, the living shit out of me!
by The real rocker January 14, 2015
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Teenagers

A creature that scares the living shit out of Gerard Way
MCR: "All teenagers scare the living shit out of me. They could care less, as long as someone'll bleed."
by TheAwkwardDuckling October 4, 2015
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Annoyed teenager

An Instagram account where there in an air of uncertainly. You don’t know know if the content is satire, or really that idiotic.

If you air on the opinion that the content is satire, the content is absolutely golden, the levels of ironic idiocy are tasteful yet simple, The suple lack of forethought and basic reasoning skills are delightful and invigorating. The arrogance, pristine, self delusion; fantastic!

However, If you take this account for face value, we take a turn for the dark.

A great many questions arise

Is this shit for real? Is so…
Is this the product of our public schools, shitty parenting perhaps?

Maybe both? Is this the result of social media Narcissism? Delusions of grandeur perhaps?
Never has the The Dunning-Kruger effect been applicable.

Regardless of who ever cursed this world giving this creature life, one must ask yourself, can stupidity be so large that is has a center of mass with it’s own gravitational pull? Where is the tylenol?
Phone call *points finger at annoyed teenager*
There she is thanos, right there*
by Factus deletus July 7, 2021
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punk ass teenager

A teenager who either:
a) thinks their life is complete shit, when in fact, others have it much, MUCH worse than them
or
b) enjoys annoying certain people just to aggravate them, and claims themself to be so
a) Gosh, I can't beleive my friends say he's cheating on me! Things suck, I hate myself.
Uhm...stop being a punk ass teenager. There are kids in Africa starving to death! God!

b) Goddamnit Amanda! Cut it out and stop asking me the same damned thing!
Aw..Sorry...I was jsut being a punk ass teenager...*smiles*
by MakingxMexSmile June 21, 2008
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teenager

An emotionally under-developed, materialistic, thinks-he-knows-it-all child between the ages of 12-20 who pushes his parents' sanity to the limit.
I used to think that God would not send one more than he could handle - and then I met a teenager.
by Loxi July 20, 2009
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dead teenager

An older woman who, refusing to recognize her aging body, continues to wear clothes more appropriate to a teenager, or at least to someone with a tight bod.

Often manifests in the form of a heavy-to-obese middle-aged woman sporting a bottle-blonde dye job, tight mini-skirt, tank top and big ear rings. The outfit reveals age spots, flab, cauliflower thighs, vericose veins and/or wrinkles, thus ruining the desired affect.
Gee, Trixie must be so-o-o-o embarassed! Her mom looks like a dead teenager in that leopard mini-skirt!
by drummerdrew13 February 5, 2008
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