shmeat gang task force

A group of friends who share brotherly love and all have small penises

Yo, the Shmeat Gang Task Force is about to run a train on her.

by Frylockmeow May 28, 2018

Joint Task Force 2

Joint Task Force 2 is a Canadian Special Operations unit responsible for federal counter-terrorism. It was formed in 1993 when the Canadian Forces took control of federal counter-terrorism. JTF2's mission is to resolve potential incidents that could effect Canada's national security.

Even though the unit's primary function is counter-terrorism its role has expanded to fullfill more conventional jobs likened to the British SAS and United States Delta Force.

American: Canada has special forces!?!?!

Canadian: Yep, Joint Task Force 2, it's just not as publicized.

American: God damn, what next!? Canada having a Wal-mart! HA!

by KEEXNAN January 21, 2008

multi-tasking

term originating from Guelph, Ontario. Verb: to masturbate repeatedly while performing some other task ie. watching tv, vacuuming, buchering, jennying, etc.

I spent the day multi-tasking and can't feel my arm.
I love multi-tasking.
Women are good at multi-tasking.

by amankatgall August 25, 2006

Task Manager Lag

The Task Manager Lag comes about when the user is trying to shut a program down in one of the versions of Microsoft Windows. The Task Manager, which can be accessed by moving the Mouse-Pointer to the Taskbar at the Bottom of the screen; then using the Right-Click Button on the Mouse; which then lets you can choose the (Task Manager). In "ALL" of the versions of Microsoft Windows the Task Manager has always had a very long lag time between the point where you choose to Shut the Program down; to where the program actually closes down. This Lag-Time is something Microsoft just seems unable, or unwilling to correct.

Real Player is such junk! And every time I go to shut it down, the Task Manager Lag can be easily a minute! In over 15 years Microsoft still hasn't been able to fix this giant problem!

by the2ndflood September 28, 2008

multi-tasking

masturbation using a medium that requires constant interaction by the participant i.e. google image searches, image files, non-automated slide shows, ect.

tony was multi-tasking because all of his porn was on floppy discs.

by tequeman July 16, 2008

Mobile Task Force [Epsilon-9]

The epic task force in Mobile Task Force which consists in highly usage of Incendiary weapons such as the flamethrower.
(The_EndOfTime is one of the biggest chads in E-9)

Mobile Task Force Epsilon-9 are the biggest chads in the Mobile Task Force willing to use their flamethrowers to overthrow the area with pests.

by [DATA LOSS] December 10, 2019

Bizarre Uprising Horny Task Force

The group formed on April 19th on the Bizarre Uprising Discord Server. Comprised of multiple brave members, their goal is to combat the sheer amount of horniness that curses the discord. Also known as the BUHTF.

Person 1: "I'm horny"

Person 2: "Someone call the Bizarre Uprising Horny Task Force"

by Oath_Uh April 19, 2021