Tender Breasts

Tender breasts are a sign of an oncoming period. This happens because various hormones cause change in breast tissue which causes discomfort.

My period must be coming soon because I have tender breasts.

by Jc caylen July 10, 2016

Tender Branson

Tender Branson is the main character in
"Survivor: A Novel" by Chuck Palahniuk.

"Tender Branson of the Creedish Death cult?"

by Roberto_Benigni February 17, 2004

Tender Roni

Usually someone at least 2 yrs younger that you're dating/screwing around with.

Or what a guy would call a girl that he's dating and really cares about. (see Bobby Brown's song Tender Roni)

girlfriend young girl

I'm gonna see my Tender Roni tonight.

by Soulkisses January 7, 2009

tanner

he's the shit. he's the best friend that everyone should have. you can trust him with absolutely anything. he knows even the darkest secrets you have. he jokes about them in front of everyone but never lets anyone know that they are about you. he's very good at keeping secrets and promises. he's the person you call when you have a problem, when your bored, when you want to party, or when you need that person who will listen. he'll listen for hours even if you call at 3 in the morning. if you ever got hurt, he'd be the one to call and would drive 200mph if he could to get to wear you are. he's amazing.

everyone needs a tanner in order be whole.

by bestfriend1212 December 14, 2011

Tender Loving Eye Fuck

A tender loving eye fuck occurs when two strangers share a moment so intimate that it would be incorrect to classify it as a standard eye fuck. Instead of merely lust, a tender loving eye fuck also involves a mutual respect and a strong emotional attraction between the two subjects.

"Dude trust me, that brunette and I had the most epic tender loving eye fuck when I passed her. I guarantee that we'll get together sometime in the next couple of years."

by Gatt Meiger November 15, 2011

Tangerine Trifecta

Having your lady friend apply her tangerine lip gloss before she gives you head using some tangerine lube.
All while listening to Tangerine by Led Zeppelin.

Jack: "Me & Jasmine get pretty kinky, bro"

Daniel: "How so, bro?"
Jack: "Tangerine Trifecta- for three times the pleasure!"

Daniel: "...sounds orgasmic"

by Coco Plant March 16, 2010

Cum Tanker

Just below Fuckbag on the Joker-San Female Rating System, a Cum Tanker describes the infamous fukanythinwithacockian slut. Usually a higher form of party girl who gives blow jobs in the bathroom of the local night club instead of a back alley next to a dumpster, like a Drink Tickets or a Gas Money would. Her being a pro, she can most likely take it all the way down to the base without gagging, and "tanks" every last drop like its fuel for her internal party engine.

"I met this chick at the club last night. Whoa boy, she was a total Cum Tanker. She gave me an amazing suckbuggy in the bathroom and made every inch disappear. Fantastico!"

by SP00NS October 8, 2007