Table Wank

A stealthy act where one tries to catch a beat at the table without being noticed.

So I was over at my friends place for dinner and I totally table wanked while they cut the cheese.

by Jaswern February 24, 2010

Table out

Mainly used in context of wanting to leave quickly; get out of here

Also another term for goodbye, Kind of like a "Peace out"

Examples:

"this is boring, lets table out!"

"I don't wanna stay here! I have plans with Jess! lets table out!"

"alright guys we're going, table out!"

by Mscd1128 June 22, 2006

table nazi

When someone's anal about how you hold your fork or some shit at dinner, and proceeds to throw their utencils at you and break dishes in a fit to have you conform. Like my dad.

"What a fucking table nazi! All I did was slurp and he fuckin broke a dish on my brother's head; so I did it again, and so did he. What a fun game."

by Chris March 1, 2005

Table Nachos

A small crisp piece of a tortilla, typically topped with melted cheese and spices, and are shared with friends. They typically sit in the middle of the table for all to share, and give joy and happiness to everyone involved.

Joe and Bill enjoyed a round of beers complimented with some Table Nachos. It was a great night!

by JSloppyola March 14, 2013

Table Bacon

The act of pushing a douche backwards while an accomplice is on their hands and knees, thus making the douche fall on their back and look like a jackass.

Did you see Mike and Tony Table Bacon that big head douche Jake. He looked like a total jackass.

by josh haner December 20, 2008

Table gang

Table gang are allies to cabinet gang but enemies to both ceiling and floor gang

Are you table gang?

by Ultracharge June 4, 2020

Table back

When a girl is skinny and has no booty; a very slight if any bump in the back

You could put a level on her if she was lying down and it would be perfectly centered. All that would be needed is a table cloth.

Yo, that girl has a table back. She must buy her pants in party city where they sell decorations.

by Awesome_ericcc January 18, 2022