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Jenna Symon

“Wow!, Look at the jaw on that Jenna Symon
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Jack Symons

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Fraser-symon

A fraser-symon is a mythical, two-legged, nocturnal creature. It uses the cover of dark to stalk its prey (wild salmon). Although the fraser-symon has only 1% of the vision of the average human. It is nimble it uses the large sensory mole on the front of its face to stalk out its prey. There are no official images of the fraser-symon however people who say they have seen it say it is a truly breathtaking creature.
Jesus, what the hell was that thing?

That's a wild fraser-symon
by Dr.S Chegg February 28, 2022
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Nicole symons

Nicole symons is an African slag
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Kara Morrison-Symons

“Omg dude did you hear about the whore
“Who, Kara Morrison-Symons?”
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knikki_stefano_szymanski_22

Helpful: He helps anyone if needed
Kind/Sweet: He makes everyone's day
knikki_stefano_szymanski_22 stands for amazing
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Noah "PeePaw" Szymanski

Considered by some to be the greatest basketball player ever, PeePaw is known for longevity, playing across 4 decades. He averaged 18 PPG, on highly efficient shooting splits with a career .50 FG%, .37 3PT%, and .89 FT%. PeePaw entered the league in '76 quickly rising to be one of the leagues top forwards on both ends of the court, this peak was short-lived however as he led the league in turnovers in '81. The next year a bizarre trend emerged that was only later discovered by sportswriter Jon Bois in 2017. Rookie PG Fat Lever and PeePaw recorded the exact same stats over the course of the '82 season. This trend would continue all the way to Fat Lever's retirement in '95, including his injury in the '92 season where PeePaw sat out due to marital troubles. For the next four years PeePaw played limited minutes putting up career lows. However in 2000 when PeePaw started due to injury, he proceeded to have one of the greatest seasons ever at 43 years old. He averaged 26.8 PPG on 57.8% FG% and 40.6% 3PT% shooting, and 13.9 APG, winning the league's MVP and leading his team all the way to the finals. However, the most impressive stat from this season was PeePaw's 12 total dribbles, scoring purely off his silky jumper and masterful jab step + head fake bag. Much to the dismay of fans PeePaw announced his retirement in the post game 7 press conference saying that he couldn't continue on after the events of 9/11. This caused confusion at the time as nobody knew what 9/11 was.
Foolish Ragamuffin: "My glorious king Unc is the GOAT of basketball"
Wizened Elder: "Be quiet youngblood! Noah "PeePaw" Szymanski is the GOAT and it ain't even close. That brother blew up the defense like it was the North Tower"
by PeePaw_9/11_truther January 2, 2025
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