by Madame de fer October 01, 2018
Usually used in a workplace setting. Defines someone, usually management level, that comes into a big project at the last minutes and changes things for the worse, thereby ruining the project.
"Dammit, the ten of us have been working day and night for the last two weeks on that presentation. Then that swoop fucker shows up the afternoon before the meeting and took out all the good parts."
by Dwardisimo Rex August 25, 2006
The scoop and swoop, also known as the scoop and grab or scoop and jiggle, is a method used to move all breast tissue (including migrated breast tissue) into the cups of a bra. It should be a part of every bra wearer's routine, regardless of breast size.
Instructions for the scoop and swoop maneuver.
Put on a bra.
If possible, bend at the waist so that your upper body is parallel to the ground.
Using one hand, gently pull your band away from the side of your breast. Using the other hand, moving in a back-to-front motion, slide the breast tissue (including migrated breast tissue) into the cup of your bra.
Stand up to settle your breast in place.
Repeat steps 2-4 for the other breast.
Warning: Men should not attempt the above.
Put on a bra.
If possible, bend at the waist so that your upper body is parallel to the ground.
Using one hand, gently pull your band away from the side of your breast. Using the other hand, moving in a back-to-front motion, slide the breast tissue (including migrated breast tissue) into the cup of your bra.
Stand up to settle your breast in place.
Repeat steps 2-4 for the other breast.
Warning: Men should not attempt the above.
by Boobs! May 15, 2013
A term used to describe the actions of a guy who has stolen another mans date and proceeded to get with her. Stealing another mans date out from under his nose.
Oh my god dude, did you see what Alex did to Kyle last night? He finagled that girl from him when he went to the bathroom. Then Alex brought her back to his room. What a classic swoop jackal
by Donka Doo Balls December 13, 2010
1. (verb.) To flirt with the intent of hooking up with someone, or making them your significant other
2. Often accompanied by the hand gesture of a bird first going down, then coming up over your head, acting out the "swooping" motion.
3. Sometimes shortened to "swoop" for brevity.
2. Often accompanied by the hand gesture of a bird first going down, then coming up over your head, acting out the "swooping" motion.
3. Sometimes shortened to "swoop" for brevity.
Caitlin: Haylee, I saw you flirting with that boy yesterday. You were tryna swoop the nest, huh?
Haylee: Shooo, girl, u know I was tryin to swoopity swoop up on him!
Haylee: Shooo, girl, u know I was tryin to swoopity swoop up on him!
by dustydust2014 August 31, 2011
Such an operation typically involves two cars driven by suspects who box in a victim’s car on a freeway, causing a collision. The scam participants then file fraudulent insurance claims for alleged injuries.
The Insurance Commissioner on Wednesday announced the arrest of the suspected ringleader of a major operation that has allegedly staged more than 60 swoop and squats over the past 18 months, bilking insurers and consumers out of $2 million to $3 million.
by Spirit Bear August 12, 2006
When making out with a female, you pull her on top of you, reach into her pants, grab her ass, and slowly but steadily swoop for the vagina. note: when reaching into her pants only reach into her backside or it will defeat the whole purpose.
by Gizmo21 February 13, 2010