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Swamper

I'll get the swamper to fix it after you've gone home.
by Anonymous September 24, 2003
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swampie

A person (typically male) who rarely leaves their room, wheather it be in a residence hall or apartment. They do emerge for classes. The swampie typically develops and flourishes in a University setting. They are charaterized by advanced unkempt beard growth and overall poor hygene. A partially unbuttoned hawiian shirt regardless of weather may also be an indicator.

Pizza, carbonated beverages, and various junk food comprises a typical meal. Swampies are known to move together in packs when venturing out of their room from an exhastive game of WoW or other extremely time consuming MMORPG.
Ryan: Whoa! Table of swampies, your 3 o'clock.
Me: Hehe.
by Doug the great December 15, 2005
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swamper

Usually an ugly female who is preyed upon due to her unfortunate physical characteristics by men desirous of sexual activity.
"Hey bro, after we finish this case of Natty Ice lets pick up some swampers down at the trailer park."
by DZAK47 December 29, 2007
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sampletext

@Sampletext is a memepage on Instagram that totalize a reach of 19k followers at the time this definition is written. The name comes from the famous text placeholder in memes(mostly MLG and dank memes).
Guy 1: "Hey do you follow @sampletext on Instagram ?"
Guy 2: "Yeah he posts dank memes lmao"
by r6ver February 4, 2019
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swampie

Any member of a wealthy family from the Twin Cities or surrounding suburbs who owns a beautiful cabin on any of the fine northwest wisconsin lakes. Swampie cabins are usually much more expensive than any full-time home in the area, yet they use it twice a year. Swampies also bitch about the taxes on their swampie cabin. They use the lake they live on for recreational activities such as annoying people with their jet skis or commiting DNR violations.
Skeeter: "Did you see the traffic heading north?"
Jimbo: "Yeah, it's Friday. All the swampies are coming up"
Skeeter: "Aww shit."
by Nordic Giant March 3, 2008
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Cock Sampler

To sample every cock possible. A solution. To Leave no unturned.
Sge used to be married, but Heather has turned into a cock sampler since the divorce.
by VindictiveAngel December 24, 2022
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hot cocoa sampler box

n. Derogitory term for an African-American lady who as evidently enjoyed a large number of paramours. A more specific version of box of assorted creams.
Check out that Yolanda with the six kids. Looks like a hot cocoa sampler box to me.
by Skid Marky Mark January 8, 2004
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