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waste of sperm

Is a person unworthy of life. Sperm is one of the most abundant materials in this world. There is so much through out the world that to be called a waste of sperm is an insult since so much is wasted daily into tissues. Something, anything, someone could have been a better baby or a person compared to the person in question.
"The Blair witch project is the most creative movie ever made"
Shut up julie you waste of sperm.
by The show a.k.a Gio March 5, 2008
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Sperm Sharking

When a person masturbates in a concealed area like an alley, then rushes out to ejaculate on an unsuspecting passerby.

It can be done from a ceiling, a window, or the street. So long as it involves someone unexpectedly getting spermed on, it's sperm sharking.
Guy 1: Melody told me she was sitting in the park the other day, when this homeless guy came out of nowhere and jizzed on her clothes.
Guy 2: Jesus Christ!
Guy 1: Apparently it's called Sperm Sharking.
Guy 2: Why is that?
Guy 1: Cause of the whole unexpected Jaws thing. Du-dun du-dun...
by YouTubeWatcher March 25, 2009
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Supermaning

The act of having sex while the woman holds onto the bedposts and sticks her legs straight out (but with distance between them) while the man hold her body straight out during penetration...resulting in the female being in a superman-flight position.
Bob: "Wow, your sister must work-out."
Tom: "Why do you say that?"
Bob: "We were SuperManing last night for thirty minutes before her legs gave out."
Tom: "Fuck you man."
by Sal See Dough August 22, 2011
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sperman

A very cool and sexay person who is half Spanish, half German.
"Sperman PRIDE yo!"

"I'm Sperman. Get your mind out of the gutter! It means half Spanish, half German."
by Albaa x3 September 1, 2008
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Supermarket Rock

Music that is heard in a supermarket or has a distinctive style like the music heard in a supermarket.
Girl: OMG I LOVE BREAKING BENJAMIN!!
Guy: Dude, it all sounds like the same damn supermarket rock to me.
by Owen Lillrck (anagram it!) December 5, 2010
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superman effect

When youre unrecognizable without your glasses- undetermined facial features undetermined and ultimately 'unknown' only because you don't have your glasses on.

;Clark Kent was unrecognizable UNLESS he took his glasses off, only then did everyone know he was superman.
"My laptop's face id can't recognize me unless I take off my glasses..its like the superman effect".
by Nance_2.0 December 2, 2017
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Spermatoast

A meal prepared by sreading peanut-butter and jelly on a piece of toast then ejaculating on said toast.
Dude my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to make her a sandwich, so I made her some Spermatoast.
by Antonio the Tiger March 7, 2010
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