A stool wizard is somebody who dabbles in the art of stool wizardry. They have big magic ears that make stools and block out the sun
by Crazysteve June 4, 2018
Get the Stool Wizard mug.A Perfect Stool whose trajectory upon exit carries it down the plumbing and completely out of view, leaving no evidence (on T.P. or in bowl) that a stool was ever present. Acknowledged as an act of divine intervention.
So, I'm on the shitter and I go to wipe - nothing! Completely clean! Then, to my amazement, I peer into the bowl and there's nothing there. Immaculate stool! Praise the Lord! It's as though Jesus reached down from Heaven and anointed my anus with the holy spirit!
by Brett 327 April 26, 2011
Get the Immaculate Stool mug.a grandma that spent a lot of time in a bar when her children were young, ruined them and are now responsible for raising their grandchildren they look rode hard and put up wet, wrinkly skin and gruff voice from years of smoking
by winkywpwinwwwinky June 1, 2018
Get the bar stool grandma mug.The terrifying I.T lady who won't let you eat on the couch in the hall. She is probably part pterodactyl, an evil sorceress, and shapeshifter. Will turn anyone who has anything but an Apple computer into a shitty loner computer. she hates her husband and turned him into a loner computer because he bought a chrome book on black Friday.
* student eating on the couch in the hall*
Student 1: what class is next?
*both students see Mrs strolle coming*
* both students jump off the couch onto the floor and act normal*
* Mrs .Strolle walks past *
Both students say in unison: thank god
Student 1: what class is next?
*both students see Mrs strolle coming*
* both students jump off the couch onto the floor and act normal*
* Mrs .Strolle walks past *
Both students say in unison: thank god
by That funny person January 15, 2020
Get the Mrs .Strolle mug.A word which can be confused with pedestal, the term used for lusting over women. Made popular by Jen from The IT Crowd.
by Shel-K-32 July 31, 2010
Get the Pedal Stool mug.A person who can be otherwise known as a Rat, Nark, or Tattle Tail. He/She suffer's the unfortunate proclivity towards debasing him/herself by engaging in sociatal suicide.
by Mathew Cunningham August 2, 2003
Get the stool pigeon mug.by Colz October 25, 2006
Get the stroop mug.