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stretch top hat

The act of intercourse using a condom. Upon completion of ejaculation into the condom, the male takes the comdo filled with sperm and stretches it over the female counterparts head. The female then blows air into the condom with her nose until it pops.
I gave Rachel a stretch top hat last night and when it popped, my jizz was all over her hair.
by brentstopher February 5, 2008
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Stretching your Cornucopia

To spread your legs in such a way that your nutsack will separate from your inner thigh.
"Aw man, are you stretching your Cornucopia?"
by Griff Law April 6, 2015
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Stretched Ham

A gaping anus. Achieved through fisting or sexual penetration with a girthy cock or sex toy. See gaping.
Rachel had some stretched ham when I left last night.

Cathy is really into fisting. She loves the full feeling and a good stretched ham.
by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018
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streethouse

Streethouse is a small ex mining town with a population of not working working class. A very proud breed of people all very much related to each other. It's not a place anyone unrelated to the locals should ever visit. Its difficult to navigate with few exits. Crime is rife, money is made from theft, with a constant circulation of goods. Children often venture to Crofton where they act out mafia type behaviour, taking energy drinks, from other children using threats of the violence. The village community group intimate and harass anyone from outside the area, often spreading rumours, about shop lifting, washing stealing and window smashing. Its near impossible to be accepted as an outsider. Streethousers are streethousers born and bred. Breeding chickens is the main hobby of residents. The local accent is similar to tge dewsbury moor accent but people do smile in streethouse.
I live in streethouse, it's a village.
by Standingsarah44 February 10, 2021
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Truthmeke / Struthmeke

Truth - meh - keh
Struth - meh - keh

A combination of the English word "Truth" and the Te Reo or Maori word: "Tumeke" which is translated to "too much" and is usually said in a way of gratitude. The phrases "Truthmeke" and or "Struthmeke" are words of affirmation and flexibility as the words have no real meaning so they can be used in any conversation especially in 'talking shit'.
"ghee I just got my learners licence today" "aw that's pretty

Truthmeke / Struthmeke mate"

"Why doesn't my heater work??". "Idk mate Struthmeke / Truthmeke"
by Struthmeke Sanders July 31, 2023
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T Shirt Stretchers

When a woman wears a shirt so tight, her boobs look like they are stretching it. The boobs are then called T Shirt Stretchers.
Daaamn.. Look at those girls T Shirt Stretchers.
by PhillMcRacking27 May 18, 2010
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strewth

British slang, interjection, exclamation of surprise short for "God's truth".
From Monty Python's Flying Circus Episode 1: Whither Canada?

Mozart: Thank you, Eddie. And now time for this week's request death. (taking card off piano) For Mr and Mrs Violet Stebbings of 23 Wolverston Road, Hull, the death of Mr Bruce Foster of Guildford.
Cut to a lounge setting. Mr Foster sitting in chair.
Foster: Strewth! (he dies)
by gorgo September 11, 2006
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