Stoop-Bagel

1. A secret vampire who drinks RED and is non intellegent; instead of eating people, consumes goats and pizza crust dipped in rootbeer.

2. One who cannot take craps unassisted.

3. One who is black, with white skin.

1. Person: How can you eat that? Only stoop-bagels eat like that!

2. Person: I cant go poop!
Other Person: Because your a stoop-bagel.

3. Person: Are you black or white?
Other Person: Im stoop-bagel.

by LaLaDolla April 24, 2009

stoop banter

To have a conversation while amongst friends while upon one of saids friends front porch

John and I will be going later to Greg's house and probably have some stoop banter

by xstoopxkidx October 1, 2008

Stoop Kidz

Kids who chill in the streets,on stairs stoops,also 2 mcs from u.c nj black ness and mez marvel

Stoop kidz chillin

by fyb36 January 22, 2009

Stoops

when somebody says and or does something really stupid or unreasonable

Sheila said that France was a State.

Cory said shes (stoops)

by onyx_x5 December 19, 2013

Stoop

Stoop is a shortened and sweeter version of stupid, if you call something a stoop, you are calling it stupid but in an innocent way

3rd grader: 1+1= window!
Me: you’re such a stoop!
3rd grader runs away crying without knowing what stoop means.

by Bald bead July 22, 2019

stoop

when a someone or something is acting stupid

Jamie said, “I have to study for the geometry test tomorrow!”

Elena replied, “No you stoop! the test is on Friday!”

by punkie_07 October 9, 2019

Stoop

Idiot. Thick. Not intelligent. Not clever

Man is stoop.

Why are you stoop.

Stoop that is.

by Gman77 July 20, 2018