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stoop

Oh my god, Emily is so stoop 👻
by stooppersonhere October 27, 2019
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stoop troll

Lazy ass rich white kids that just sit on the stoop off their McMansion and leech of their parents instead of being a part of the working society.
All Billy does is sit there on his stoop making fun of everyone since he won the lottery. Stupid stoop troll
by CNF666 September 10, 2013
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Stoop

Another word for stupid but in a much nicer way. But you sound retarded saying so.... say it at your own risk.
Person 1- (person 2) you're a stoop

Person 2- Lol what? Nobody asked
by Catinabath February 27, 2021
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stoop

Jamie said, “I have to study for the geometry test tomorrow!”

Elena replied, “No you stoop! the test is on Friday!”
by punkie_07 October 9, 2019
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Stoop

Stoop (S-tOOp) a way of saying stupid.
by martinwrotethis June 5, 2018
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Stoop-Bagel

1. A secret vampire who drinks RED and is non intellegent; instead of eating people, consumes goats and pizza crust dipped in rootbeer.

2. One who cannot take craps unassisted.

3. One who is black, with white skin.
1. Person: How can you eat that? Only stoop-bagels eat like that!

2. Person: I cant go poop!
Other Person: Because your a stoop-bagel.

3. Person: Are you black or white?
Other Person: Im stoop-bagel.
by LaLaDolla April 24, 2009
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Stoops Poops

A Stoops poops is when you have that rumble in your stomach and gas pains so bad that you’re going to go all nuclear and shit yourself like yesterday, but your dad is telling dusty ass old stories about growing up. He pulls in the driveway at home, but decides to just creep along, not stopping the car or unlocking the doors to let you out. You basically have no choice but to shit yourself, or you can yell STOP at the top of your lungs then clench like a finch as you run for the toilet. That’s a Stoops Poops

Verb/adjective~One would be taking a Stoops Poops;

Or

You have to take a Stoops Poops
My dad was telling us stories about the glory days, but I wasn’t listening because I had to take a STOOPS POOPS.

I took a STOOPS POOPS after we ate at the red lobster in Omaha, but everyone else loved it.
by DamnShittyHuskerSkip1 March 3, 2024
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