Stonks

Stonks, we all know the meme, but did you know it’s actually military slang? I bet you didn’t. Stonks are in the context to military: “a high concentrated bombardment”

Example:
Stonks, *distant explosions*
Hmm yes, Mortar Stonks.

by Slykin May 4, 2022

Stonks

the word "stock" in surreal speak

i hav made stonks price high

by tehc March 1, 2022

Stonks

beeg stocks

Guys, we are getting stonks!

by ppsuccser September 26, 2020

Stonk

A heavy artillery bombardment.

A mortar stonk

by LucyB_ March 3, 2023

National Insult-a-Stonk Day

Insult stonk for absolutely no reason and show no mercy at all.
Even if he is at rock bottom, insult him to the fullest extent on July 22nd.

National Insult-a-Stonk Day - "stonk smells like a skunk" - "stonk more like stink"

by coreguy July 22, 2024

stonk on

A hard on or stiffy.

“Got a right stonk on now!”

by AwesomeGuy898 June 30, 2025

Stonked

To be stoked and stoned all at once

Dude, I just took a massive bong rip and I am absolutely stonked to eat this pizza!

by Stonked2BQueer March 4, 2025