Stonk

Stocks that have no fundamental value (mostly bankrupt companies), but people buy them and the price skyrockets for no good reason at all. And when they plummet, novice investors wonder why.
Robinhood investors really love their stonks!
by NB Jeffe June 12, 2020
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Stonks

Internet mass misspelling of ‘stocks’. Said when you got a big profit.
Steve jobs hires Sculley
Steve jobs was fired by Sculley in 1985
Steve jobs founded NeXT
Steve jobs sold NeXT to apple for $429M
Steve jobs fires Gil Amelio, Former CEO of Apple after Steve jobs was fired
Steve jobs: stonks
by imagine_begging January 07, 2023
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Literally stocks but just pronounced so wrong and utterly retarded
A: "How much money you makin?"
B: "stonks"
by somerandomretard November 14, 2022
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Stonk=gud money:)
I hav gud Stonk in dogecoin.
by Galantisof312 October 05, 2021
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Stonk=gud money
Man 1: me got gud stonk in emerlds!
Man 2:Wow gud stonks!
by Galantisof312 October 05, 2021
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I hav gud stonks in dogecoin.
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