Stitute

A Chick, Sorority girl, or any person who is overly facinated with the color pink, sparklies, and glitter.

Friend: Hey John you bang that Stitute last night?
John: Yea man, but I've washed my sheets a bezillion times and still can't get rid of her pink glitter makeup stains.

by Stalemelon March 25, 2007

virgin stitch

During the process of giving birth, the woman's perineum may be cut to allow for an easier birth. After the baby has been delivered, the cut is stitched back up. It is rumoured that, on the male partner's request an additional stitch is made closest to the vagina to make the vagina tighter when the stitches have healed and intercourse resumes.

Hey Doc, just pop in a virgin stitch will you, or she's gonna have a hole as big as a cow's cunt

by Fixer January 2, 2008

witch's tit

Evidence that a woman is a witch and should be burned forthwith. In early times it meant an unfortunate birth defect on some women that took the form of a third nipple on the chest. Later witch hunters were not so discriminating and pointed to any mark, scar, mole, cyst, or mosquito bite found on any part of the body of the hapless bitch, thereby ensuring arrest, conviction, and subsequent barbecue.

Behold the witch's tit! By Our Lady, thou art a foul and monstrous..uh..hmmmm...! Anybody got a match?

by South Beach Butt Watcher April 9, 2008

Stitches

Rapper from Miami known for his hit song "Brick In Yo Face"... he's white, but he acts black as fuck , raps about selling blow and getting high on his own supply. He has a stitching pattern tatted on his lips, hence the name, and and AK-47 inked on his face as well. Easily the most ignorant rapper of all time, yet his songs are catchy and once you start listening you can't stop.

I put that brick in yo face! Now watcha gon dooooo wit it - Stitches

by syniconthetrack May 2, 2015

stitties

Term referring to the typically male disease characterized by a short dick and large man-breasts. It is also known as "Small Penis, Big Titties Syndrome."

Jarvus - "Why you dump yo' last man, Loquita?"
Loquita - "Dat G had some nasty stitties."

by Cody Owens May 23, 2008

stittle

means , the new style , or something you did well and also a small item or person .

"Is this new jacket stittle enough ?"
"That drift was so stittle !"
Watching jockey's race on horse's saying "why are betting on a baunch of stittle's racing horse's ?".
Or a small young person " hey look at that stittle over there".
A small snowboard " that board is stittle size ".

by caddilacjelly February 17, 2009

stites

A person who habitually acquires random useless old objects from tag sales or the dump with no intention of using them.

As we drive by the delapidated old house, we noticed a large ammount of crap littering the lawn- must be a stites.

by Chris Stites June 30, 2006