steph curry

An amazing basketball player in the NBA. He is a christian and a firm believer in "Practice like your in second, play like your in first". He is an all around amazing guy and the best 3-point hooter there ever was.

Guy 1: "My favorite basketball players are Lebron James, Kyrie Irving, and Steph Curry".
Guy 2: "YOU ARE THE ULTIMATE BANDWAGON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!".

by Deez Nuts Bruh 21 69 420 1738 May 15, 2016

Steph Curry

A male who is only capable and best at scoring women who are a three on a scale of one to ten

Moses fucked an ugly ass chick tonight. Steph Curry for threeee!!!!

by PapaNoel the great September 6, 2016

Steph Kollman

an awesome girl. she's athletic, intelligent, and stunningly beautiful. she's a little cocky sometimes, but only because she's awesome. also, she's a good time!

that Steph Kollman is a good time!

also: "I pulled a Steph Kollman"

"What's that?"

"When you do something so awesome, everyone has to stop and stare!"

by Nicholas Frank November 14, 2011

Steph Bowl of Curry

An Instagram meme page, the greatest NBA Player to ever live, better than MJ and LeBron combined

Marvin: “Did you see Steph Bowl of Curry last night?”
Jimmy: “Of course I did! He dropped 50 points!”

by depression100 April 26, 2020

Steph Curry

Golden State Warriors basketball player.

Steph Curry is killing it out there!

by Kenton Makings October 30, 2018

Steph Curry

A beta “male” soft as charmin- ultra. Known for shooting 3’s and swallowing D’s. Wide open dunks are not the only thing the Warrior’s guard likes to blow. Curry has consistently maintained that the habit of chewing his mouth guard is an ancient technique he picked up while in Tibet in an effort to combat homoerotic, oral fantasies. When Curry isn’t blowing male appendages or 3-1 leads he’s being blown down in dramatic fashion by the occasional drafts of wind in oracle arena, oftentimes resulting in 3 free throw attempts.

Announcer: Steph Curry drives left, attempts to draw contact with the defender and Ohhh he hits the deck! The refs are signaling a shooting foul but it looked like Curry attempted to draw a foul and bounced off the defender after initiating contact. Upon further review the contact appeared to be minimal at best. Curry’s adolescent frame and prepubescent body is simply Ill-equipped for the NBA. He is a boy amongst men.”

by David Blankenship December 1, 2020

Steph Curry

Three point shooting, mouthpiece chewing bitch, with a weak ass half ginger beard.

Oh look! Steph Curry made a three and he’s smiling while he chews his mouthpiece with his gay ass ginger beard.

by 1FatCavsFan June 14, 2018