When you put a layer of toilet paper down in the bowl before you poop so no one will hear your poop slash.
by stealth pooper February 02, 2010
1. (n.)A covert sexual operation practiced during copulation. The male partner positions himself behind the female partner, who is on all fours. The male partner begins plunging his member in and out of the females slit. Then the male exclaims "I'm gonna cum," and removes his package from her box. After removal of organ, instead of cumming, the male allows saliva to gather in his oral cavity. He then ejects the saliva from his mouth and onto her back, as he groans as though he were climaxing. The female, thinking that he has already ejaculated, turns around and then he busts his nut right in her face....BUAH!!!
by Adolf Hitler jr. April 04, 2003
Killing someone, usually in a game, without causing any kind of alarm, either to the victim or to the anyone else in the area. These are most used in stealth-um-up games such as Splinter Cell, Hitman, or Tenchu.
by NetFreak May 24, 2006
Where one takes a shit and the momentum of the turd carries the faecal matter through the u-bend of the toilet, creating the same effect as if the toilet were to be flushed except without the noise, hence "stealth" shit... Additionally most stealth shits also do not create any sound when breaking the toilets water surface tension.
Example 1:
Kerry: I didn't hear you flush the toilet, you better hadn't have left it in there you disgusting creature!
James: It's ok, I did a stealth shit.
Kerry: Oh that's ok, I did one earlier!
Kerry: I didn't hear you flush the toilet, you better hadn't have left it in there you disgusting creature!
James: It's ok, I did a stealth shit.
Kerry: Oh that's ok, I did one earlier!
by TequilaMonkey February 24, 2012
Somebody who constantly monitors statuses and interaction on facebook while rarely posting anything themselves or drawing attention to their own account. People are subsequently surprised by the amount of knowledge of facebook this person actually has
Guy 1: So anyway I was posting a load of joke stuff on facebook last night that was really funny...like I posted a quip about sexual depravity
Girl 1: Oh yeah I saw that! I rofled
Guy 1: ?
(Guy 1 is now chilling with his amigos or homeboys or friends or whatever)
Guy 1: Somehow she knows about all my shit but I didn't think she used facebook much
Guy 2: Wtf? She never posts or anything
Guy 3: She's a classic Stealth Booker. She maintains a limited visible online presence herself but she's always aware of what's going on
Guy 1: Kinky BITCH!.......
Girl 1: Oh yeah I saw that! I rofled
Guy 1: ?
(Guy 1 is now chilling with his amigos or homeboys or friends or whatever)
Guy 1: Somehow she knows about all my shit but I didn't think she used facebook much
Guy 2: Wtf? She never posts or anything
Guy 3: She's a classic Stealth Booker. She maintains a limited visible online presence herself but she's always aware of what's going on
Guy 1: Kinky BITCH!.......
by Blargle Margle April 30, 2011
facial hair belonging to someone of a fair complexion.
so called because it is only visible when light is shone directly upon it.
so called because it is only visible when light is shone directly upon it.
by D-Bizz November 17, 2006
To brag about something without putting the emphasis on the brag itself, often in the context of a bigger story.
Joe: So last night after fucking 2 girls I made a cheese sandwich. Do you like sandwiches too? Man I love cheese sandwiches.
Mark: Dude, that's such a stealth brag.
Mark: Dude, that's such a stealth brag.
by PJNL March 23, 2010