squirtle

-to poo
-to have the runs
-to pee
-to make man juice

-I think I made him squirtle himself...I did make him squirtle himself.
-I ate cheese and now I have the squirtles.
-You made me laugh so hard, I squirtled my pants.
-R kelly squirtled all over his victim while making his home videos.
-While doing the dirty deed, I prematuraly squirtled everywhere.

by -JBZ- June 14, 2005

squirtle squad

a group of girls that think they're the shit, but in fact, they're shit

that squirtle squad was definitely tanking it up tonight at the bar.

by lastniggaonearth October 9, 2010

Squirgle Mcnirgle

Similar or meaning the same as darn, oh shucks, crap, shit, fuck, basically anything that sucks.

Squirgle mcnirgle, the fish died.

by catholicpriest February 4, 2009

Squirtle

Craft a Papier-mâché turtle shell and make your girlfriend /boo wear it and the make her climax

Todd:Man When i get home i'm gonna give my boo such a squirtle
Laquam

by CoolCat97 June 24, 2015

Squirgle

The sound made by a belly digesting alchohol/drugs the morning after.

"Listen to the squirgles of that boy!"

by Rubick June 4, 2003

squirrley

when you have sexual intercourse in the butt, and its hairy like a squirrel.

oh dude that fat chick is squirrley as fuck

by fishdicks April 23, 2009

Squirtle

Someone bitter, yet not at the same time.

Sometimes...he can be squirtle.

by Captain Quack April 10, 2003