Squiddium

A neurotic, unbalanced, pathetiman that can't stay out of your food. Always pandering for the next underserved praise, tolerable only in short bursts, otherwise insufferable. Will steal your blanket and dinner if given half the chance. Slithers on the regular. Resembles a fish, smells like one too.

"Who's that slithering around all pathetic like?"
"Oh, that's just Squiddium, he's probably looking for a crumb of love"

by CFudSensations November 2, 2020

squadging

moving the cooking potatoes around on a tray

I’m just squadging the potatoes

by Potato squadger June 8, 2021

Squibling the beans

Shittin, pissin and vomiting at the same time

Person 1: " bruh I had food poisoning and was squibling the beans last night"
Person 2: " ache :/"

by Dingleflap69420 June 14, 2021

Squidnigga

He is a squid and part nigga

White girl: fuck me with those black cocks squidnigga

by PrestonTheRealOne July 3, 2021

Squibbing on jibsac

When a man masturbates and ejaculates straight into the air, then pulls his penis to his stomach like a lever, before the semen lands on his testicles.

That guy has been squibbing on his jibsac since before it was cool.
He loved Squibbing on jibsac.

by CrunchyMFtaco October 15, 2021

Squiffing

A large straw inserted into the vagina and is blown upon by partner filling the cavity with air. Then female then forcefully pushes the straw blown air out of the vagina. Squiffing.

David heard Shelley squiffing after inserting a straw and blowing inside her vagina. Light squiffs could be heard throughout the night.

by La Cour New Orleans January 29, 2022

Skidding

Short for just kidding.

I was “skidding” about that earlier story.

by ShannyLI April 1, 2022