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Jase-squatch

A finishing move where the man grabs the woman by her hair, loads his testicles into her mouth and when he ejaculates, uses his free hand to take the tip of his penis and mash it against her forehead, splattering all in her hair and on surrounding objects. Can also be plural.
"You get any last night?"
"Yea but she was totally pissed when I Jase-squatched on her and ruined her drapes with the splatter."
by SquibblyWibbly December 27, 2019
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scratch and sniff

A technique used when pulling a member of the opposite sex before u give head or cunnilingus to find out about their personal hygiene.
'I had a scratch and sniff of her b4 i went down on her'
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scratch your neck

This term dates back to the early 80's. The original phrase was "scratch your neck".
Etymology: a common practice among sophisticated women after being proven wrong is to scratch their necks, while looking off or away. This action is rarely done by arrogant people when proven wrong. Because of that, This phrase is used to let them know what they need to do, since they are wrong.
Person 1: I use Vit B for my skin to make it soft.
Perosn 2: For soft skin you should try Vit E.
Person 1: Vit B is the oil I need for good skin THANK YOU
Person 2: WRONG, Vit B is water-soluble therefor not an oil, Vit E is an oil.
Person 1: Really!
Person 2: Yea, Really. Scratch your neck!(or scratch your dirty neck)
by Lancerlot G-Mo January 7, 2007
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scratching

Creating music by means of manually moving a record under a stylus. Typically seen in the musical genres of "House" and "Rap". See my Audio example.
What's a DJ if ya can't scratch?
by Chase February 15, 2005
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scratchback

illegal immigrant who can't swim and has to crawl under the border fence
Keep and eye out for the scratchbacks!
by Dr. Wing January 15, 2005
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Scratch Hole

When a middle age'd woman scratches at her twat so much that a small see-through hole develops in her panties.
I was looking through my mom's drawers for some ends and I found her stash of Scratch Hole panties.
by Robert G April 14, 2005
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scratch.mit.edu

A website supposedly meant for 6-year-olds but is taught in college courses.
Harvard prof: Welcome to Computer Science 301. we'll be learning scratch for the first five weeks
Students: wtf

scratch.mit.edu
by Warden Gentles April 27, 2020
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