Spork

To put your finger near someones cheek when there looking in the other direction so that when they turn there head back towards you they get poked in the face.

I sporked you
you got sporked
To spork someone

by mid89uk May 3, 2009

spork

A combonation between a spoon and a fork

Sporks are the greatest thing to mankind

by DizzyLizzy January 22, 2007

Spork

To finger a girl while spooning.

"My girl and I were cuddling and I decided to spork her."

by Trump's Camel toe October 14, 2017

spork

to spoon and to fork at the same time

If spoon is to cuddle and fork is to #*^%, than spork is the two combined,

by Mr.Spiral April 27, 2011

Spork

To spoon while the male has an erection, creating a bump like a spork.

I was sporking with my wife.

by Señor Heisenberg June 6, 2014

Spork

You call someone this when your annoyed and dont want to say cunt.

'Your an absolute spork'

by L.E.OT June 15, 2020

Sporking

When two bodies lay side by side as to spoon and later find themselves forking.

Sporking...use your godamn imagination you bafoon!

by Arabham Tobasco May 10, 2011