Spoom

A frothy bodily discharge.

"Aaahhhh... he spoomed in my eye!!"

by ginger kids September 21, 2009

spoom

1. verb - to be driven before the wind without any sail

2. noun - a frothy type of sherbet made with a light sugar syrup mixed with a liquid such as fruit juice, champagne or sauternes

3. noun - my nick, you bastards

1. When virtue spooms before a prosperous gale, My heaving wishes help to fill the sail. --Dryden

2. I have no damn idea what a spoom is, but I'd drink one.

3. * Spoom sets mode: +b *!*@*.*

by Spoom October 18, 2003

spoonman

A term for a guy who likes to spoon with girls instead of have sex with them.

Insulter: "You didn't fuck her" "whatever spoonman"

by Mnkyonyrbk August 30, 2005

Skooma

1.) (Noun) Refined Moon-Sugar taken from the Elder Scrolls universe. Shown in Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind and referenced again in Elder Scrolls 4.

2.) A very beautiful above average looking girl/woman. Typically with a nice ass and wearing tight clothing.

1.) "You wouldn't happen to have any Skooma?"

2.) Guy 01: "Wow now that was Skooma!"
Guy 02: "Yeah that's some REFINED Moon-Sugar!"

by Brisky86 August 5, 2008

spoonage

attending wetherspoons pub, usually very often.

"You up for spoonage tonight"

"The plan tonight is a bit of spoonage i hear"

by jasminda-govinda April 21, 2009

spookable

Term used primarily by gay men.

Someone attempting to pass for the opposite gender, but is not succeeding.

That drag queen was positively spookable.

by kunzite205 June 26, 2009

spoom

Spoom: a canadian wanker on irc.

Is often idling and/or extremely boring

21:11:23 * Spoom ([e-mail]) has joined #abandongames
21:32:56 * @Spoom ([e-mail]) Quit (Ping timeout)

by Seb July 8, 2004