by idfkwhattodaypuzzy May 16, 2021
Get the spontaneous imagemug. by WordyWords September 13, 2017
Get the Spontaneousnessmug. Adam: Did you see what happened to Rick? We were in math and he accidentally cummed in his pants for no reason.
Dan: Shit bro, spontaneous combustion isn't it
Dan: Shit bro, spontaneous combustion isn't it
by QueenOfRain April 16, 2019
Get the Spontaneous Combustionmug. Whenever something randomly explodes because of a teamswitcher, buster the combuster, suicide ɓomɓer or a buster
by DOC. Chocc June 3, 2024
Get the Spontaneously internally combustedmug. (SSSS) a serious disease characterized by unpredictable synchronized shitting of two or more people within 10 meters of each other and subsequent synchronized prayer for forgiveness.
"Can you imagine if today was Thursday instead of Tuesday?"
"Honestly, if it were thursday, we would all contract spontaneous synchronized shitting sarcoma and have to change our pants"
"Honestly, if it were thursday, we would all contract spontaneous synchronized shitting sarcoma and have to change our pants"
by chessmasterflex January 20, 2010
Get the Spontaneous Synchronized Shitting Sarcomamug. Spontaneous green day disorder (SGDD) is a very common disorder in which one will spontaneously start singing or humming a green day song. This condition can only be treated by converting the affected into a blink-182 or nirvana fan. This condition is found most commonly among people who grew up during the final years of the tv show "Seinfeld".
Person 1: "Do you have the time, to lis-"
Person 2: dude what r u doing?
Person 1: oh I was just diagnosed with SGDD, spontaneous green day disorder.
Person 2: I don't have time for this. *walks away*
Person 2: dude what r u doing?
Person 1: oh I was just diagnosed with SGDD, spontaneous green day disorder.
Person 2: I don't have time for this. *walks away*
by lil biden May 2, 2022
Get the spontaneous green day disordermug. Spontaneous Retard Disorder or SRD affects 1 in 3 people, most being white woman. When faced in situations where they are in the wrong ,SRD symptoms have a 95% percent chance arising. The symptoms are equivalent to a 3 year old baby having tantrum. The symptoms include Intense swearing, physical violence , emotional turmoil and in some severe cases psychosis. There is no known cure to SRD. Therapy is the only known way to lessen the effects. If you know someone with SRD try to communicate in a way which doesn't arise affects and helps them calm down. It currently affects roughly 125 million people.
Jessica started screaming and crying. When I went to try and calm her down she started attacking me for no reason calling all sorts of foul things. I didn't realize she had Spontaneous Retard Disorder and since forgiven her.
by Kakwkwk April 22, 2022
Get the Spontaneous Retard Disordermug.