Slunch

A drunk slut with bad intentions.

That Beki is being such a slunch !

by LordofSin June 21, 2022

splonch

A splonch is defined as an action when one throws any sort of soggy item, be it a sandwich or a sock, at someone as a means of attack.

''Yeah, I met Cody outside yesterday, splonched him. It was the funniest shit ever.''

by Francarl July 2, 2022

spunch bog

an alternate spelling of spongebob, primarily by an individual that is under heavy influence of either alcohol or drugs

Person 1: nrrmg spunch bog
Person 2: dude, you've had way too much

by M-32 Rotary Grenade Launcher July 29, 2022

Slunch

When you have a medium sized snack between lunch and dinner.

I was hungry at around 3:30 so I went to the 7-Eleven and had a bit of a slunch

by Marky Sam November 7, 2022

Slunchy

A combination of the words "soggy" and "crunchy", but unpleasantly so.
(This came from a Tumblr post by the users @prokopets and @cpt-bagel)

Tim. "I can't tell whether this food is undercooked or oversauced. I guess I will just stick it back in the oven for ten minutes, 50/50 chance it works out."

TEN MINUTES LATER.
Tim."this food has become both unpleasantly soggy and unpleasantly crunchy."

Jonathan. "You mean slunchy."

Tim. "I hate you Jonathan."

by Publius-the-ham September 24, 2022

Spunch

A spunch is a combination of a slap and a punch. To spunch is also to slap someone with the inside of of your fist.

1.I told Drizzy that I was gonna spunch him if he snitched.

2.Farid got spunched by fayyad.

by ReedNextDoor April 8, 2023

Slunch

Weekly gathering of Sailors attending Texas A&M University at the MSC between the hours of 10-2. A place where sophomores, directors, and bigs (af) can come together to eat, study, and play. This tradition has dated back decades (probably?) and will continue to grow.

“Yo did you go to slunch yesterday????” “Nahhhhh I didn’t because I’m a major Sail flop.”

by sailor queen mak January 18, 2024