sphinkle

The act of artfully bedazzling your sphincter. Similar to assjazzling, but with more sparkle.

Ironically popular in San Francisco, where the combination of a mission-style burrito, a fresh sphinkle job and a long walk up a steep hill may result in a dangerous form of internal combustion.

Tristan: You seem different today, Jill. you have a certain... sparkle.

Jill: It must be my new sphinkles. It's crazy how gluing plastic bits around your asshole makes you feel so different... inside.

by Sphinklemonster July 19, 2011

Sphincter Plow

To be yelled upon violently punching another's butt-hole.

When Sarah least expected it, I sphincter plowed her from behind.

by Liljohny September 5, 2011

sphincter mummy

Residual, rolled up pieces of toilet paper left after wiping one's rectum. These artifacts are often found tangled in the hair adjacent to the sphincter. However, they my become dislodged resulting in the universally hated foot mummy and/or shower drain mummy.

"I was changing my underwear and a sphincter mummy fell out. Howard Carter would be proud."

by Moistmerkin69 May 9, 2013

Sphincter of Death

A co-worker whose shit and farts are so bad that they linger in the office bathroom and waft from his cubicle from morning to closing time, every day. They are so horrid that the rest of his co-workers flee for fresh air every time he lifts his ass and smiles with pride.

Holy Shit! He unleashed his Sphincter of Death again so run for your lives!!!!!!!!!!

by The Conjurer September 20, 2019

Sphintitus

Sphintitus is the ship between Sphintus and Titus from the anime Magi: Labyrinth of Magic .

Marga is Sphintus and Titus's child

Person 1: Have you ever heard of Sphintitus? Its canon bc I said so
Person 2: Yes I am Shinobu Ohtaka so its canon

by kazuichi.k June 22, 2021

sphincterama

A word used to describe a spectacular display of anuses, either actually or metaphorically.

There’s this amazing group photo I’ve kept of all of my ex-office mates, that includes everyone from the CEO to every last underling that worked there, at one of our seriously debauched annual holiday parties, which I’ve simply and aptly titled, “Sphincterama.”

by Dr Bunnygirl November 29, 2022

sphincter

the muscle that makes you poo

i had to get 16 stitches in my sphincter because vitt did me up the arse

by Morroco August 18, 2003