built for speed

A girl who has a tight smokin body who you wanna ride.

She's totally built for speed. Just take a look at that ass.

by Crazy Pedro August 26, 2005

speed dick

the worst thing in the world. your penis looks as if it has taken a time machine back to when you were first born. yet you are really horny, but are scared to show it to women, because they might mistake it for a vienna sausage.

Right now i have been on a speed run since 10 o'clock in the morning (it is now 12:15 at night). I've been in ice cold ocean water, and my penis is smaller than ever, plus I cannot acheive an erection. my nuts have un-dropped. fuck speed dick.

by Joe Willy Namath February 21, 2009

speed run

(n) a video demonstrating a player's extraordinary skills in a certain game, usually done in a length of time otherwise impossible for average players. fun to watch if you can't beat a game.

you could try to beat the game, or you could watch someone else do it in a much shorter time than any of our lazy asses would've

by esomi November 28, 2004

Speed Limit Steve

A term used when refering to a slow driver that refuses to drive above the damn speed limit.

Heine: Look at Speed Limit Steve here, can we drive at least 45 on the highway?
Koup: Hit the bike lane and go around him...

by Keynalla December 17, 2006

Speechjob

A form of sex when a girl talks to a boy about current events until the boy ejaculates out of his penis.

I just gave that dude a good Speechjob yesterday

by Raphadolphin June 8, 2011

Speed Queen

A person, female, who uses and/or is addicted to uppers.

Aw man, Molly has been using so much cocaine recently. At this point she’s a full-blown Speed Queen.

by MazikeenMorningstar June 12, 2018

Speech Language Pathologist

A career that brings true joy and satisfaction. Speech pathologists are experts in communication. They work across the lifespan preventing, diagnosing and treating a wide range of communication and swallowing impairments. We work tirelessly to ensure positive clinical outcomes and improvements for all. We are advocates, activists and aides. We promote inclusivity. We empower individuals, we connect individuals, we educate families and communities. We research, collaborate, counsel, support, prevent, screen, assess and treat. We create and enable meaningful interactions and moments. We serve. We strive for equity, fairness and accessibility- working to achieve a service for all. Ultimately, we ensure that everyone can communicate, a basic human right after all.

I wish I was a speech language pathologist.

Everyone loves speech language pathologists.

When I had a brain injury the speech language pathologist helped me to communicate to my loved ones.

by actualspeechie November 24, 2021