Speedport

Taking the first flight to leave an airport without knowing the destination prior to buying tickets.

I was looking for an adventure and decided to speedport. As a result, I ended up in France.

by mercanerie98 March 3, 2017

speed farting

A little understood talent with contests held all over the world to showcase it.

The speed farting prize this year is finally commensurate with the incredible skills honed by these flatulent artists.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2019

Speed hold

A speed hold is when someone on speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) talks to someone who might not be on speed. The speed user will talk about random stuff they saw on television or read on the internet or sometimes chemistry and mathematics and more. Maybe talking about cartoons.

Tyler: Did you see the Simpsons episode where Carl goes searching for his roots and ancestry? *continues to talk.

Steve: Too much talking! I'm stuck in a speed hold!

by CognitiveFuel April 9, 2023

High Speed White Wash

A group of men in a panel van who ejaculate on a unsuspecting bystander. Similar to a drive but with cum.

Grab the boys, we’re pulling a High Speed White Wash

by BigLeatherDaddy May 26, 2023

Fat Nigga Speed

basically, someone who's fat but really fucking fast

Person 1 - Person 2 / You wanna go rob that nigga over there he's fat he'll never catch up

Person 2 - Person 1 / nah he probably got FAT NIGGA SPEED

by WeirdFkinDefs August 31, 2017

I am speeed

jon arbuckle is speeed

hacker: "I am speeed."
person: "no actually, jon arbuckle is speeed."

by racist (I love racing cars) January 4, 2021

speedwaddler

speedwaddler, noun;

1) One who speedwaddles

2) A person of enormous girth and energy who achieves foraward momentum by shifting their bulk from side to side and leaning forward, much to the chagrin of anyone or anything in thier path

Turn a speedwaddler loose in an all-you-can-eat buffet and they become a WMD. No one is safe!

by Kowulz May 24, 2007