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plasic spastic 

1.a famous celebrity who is made out of plastic.

2.a derrogatory word for anyone when you're trying to sound cool, a trick i learnt at school whilst playing pool, you fool cool mool. you tool
Grow up you plastic spastic.

He was a plastic spastic....you are completely fucking useless....you plastic spastic.

You are a plasic spastic.
plasic spastic by No, your name. September 28, 2005

Hemiplegic Spastic Cerebral Palsy 

1). A neurological disability which ignorant people believe means the same thing as mentally retarded.
While it's true that people with severe cases of CP can have mental retardation, many people with milder cases of CP have average to above average intelligence. Additionally, because many people with mild hemiplegic (one sided) CP have visual/spatial processing and math and/or language learning disabilities, IQ tests are often very inaccurate measures of a child with Hemiplegic CP's intelligence as they typically measure bilateral thinking patterns. People with spastic CP often have one very strong and dominant hemisphere in the undamaged side of the brain, and one weaker brain hemisphere. This results in one side or limb (s) of the body being weaker and lacking in the ability to accomplish fine motor skills. If the right side of the brain is affected, then the left side of the body will be affected, and if the left side of the brain is affected, the right side of the body will be weaker.

Despite having this disability, people with mild Spastic Hemiplegic Cerebral Palsy often live normal, relatively independent lives. They can learn to drive (a bit slower than the average kid), get a good career, and be happy and successful people.
I used to be angry with God, and cry out to him why I was born with mild Hemiplegic Spastic Cerebral Palsy; why I couldn't be like every other girl my age. Now, I realize that being "normal" often makes people more ignorant and thoughtless. They often take the little things in life for granted and may make fun of those who are different from the norm. Really though, it's those who aren't born perfect that have the most creativity, passion, and determination.

Hyper Spastic Beatdown 

there's too many of them! the only thing that can save us now is the Hyper Spasic Beatdown.
Hyper Spastic Beatdown by cnuts16 February 17, 2004

Going spastic

Usually used in clubs/rave/gigs when you lose control of your body due to the music and you're blissfully jumping around, flailing arms and legs about, punching the air, swaying, bumping and generally creating a wide area around you.
Yuna: Last night was a riot, I ache all over!
Blake: Oh mate, that Calyx track kicked in and you were going spastic!
Yuna: Oh, yeah, Illusions.. I lost it there a bit
Blake: Yes indeed! You made your own mosh pit!
Yuna: No regrets
Going spastic by Talonz February 20, 2010

Hyper Spastic Rhino 

A Hyper Spastic Rhino is somebody who acts crazy and doesn't know what the word Spastic means. They don't look people in the eyes when talking to them and falls down stairs while jumpping rope.
Wow Sarina .. you are such a hyper spastic rhino. Just look me in the eyes and stop jumping rope

Going spastic

(Australian) To go crazy. Cause a scene. Throw a tantrum.
She got sent to the principal’s office for going spastic in class.
Going spastic by cyclonecasey August 5, 2022