Spaghetti fencing

When two men are too intoxicated to have sex with each other.

Bruce and Ken had too many appletinis, so when they got back to their apartment, all they could do was some serious spaghetti fencing.

by Schnappy pappy March 14, 2011

Spaghetti succ

The spaghetti succ is where the female gives a male a blowjob after eating an obscene amount of spaghetti (like 3kg+). During this blowjob the female counterpart will deepthroat the penis and vomit the spaghetti all over the it to get it moist and continue to eat the spaghetti and vomit all over it until he cums and she swallows EVERYTHING.

My mrs ate way too much spaghetti the other night and I got her to give me the Spaghetti succ

by oofSTryKrr July 27, 2018

Spaghetti Necklace

A Spaghetti Necklace is a slang term for a noose. Used in a jokey manor to describe suicide by hanging or make fun of someone who's ended their life via said method.

Fat chance, I’d rather use a spaghetti necklace than sink to your level!

by tEMternette December 18, 2019

Spaghetti Legs

A physiological phenomenon that usually occurs while descending a mountain after hours of strenuous hiking, where the legs become very sloppy, fatigued, and uncoordinated, thus resembling either brittle, or well boiled pieces of spaghetti.

"Oh-man, I got the Spaghetti Legs, this hike was harder than I thought!"

"I think it's time invest in some trekking poles to help with these Spaghetti Legs!"

by withinzcube August 26, 2013

Spaghetti Monster

Also know as God

What if I were to tell you there was a flying Spaghetti Monster in the sky?

by docv October 24, 2008

Spaghetti eating fuck

When something/someone is so majestically fabulously fantabulous that there are no words to describe them so you accuse them of eating Spaghetti because spaghetti is equally fantabulous

~For Charolinat

That chick is a spaghetti eating fuck!! So amazing

by Ninjacorn December 20, 2013

spaghetti lesbian

A female who is straight until she is wet.

That bitch is a spaghetti lesbian. (Spahghetti is straight until you cook it by getting it wet)

by Jessikarr March 21, 2008