Spaceman

Freud's god.

'That girlfriend of yours is a fucking schizo.'
'Cool it dude, you're starting to sound like the Spaceman.'

by MC Impious December 16, 2008

spacebag

The art of taking one's bag, taking out all his/her stuff in the bag, and flipping the bag inside out. Then putting the stuff back into the flipped bag and zippering up the bag before the person notices.

One or two people usually partake in this prank.

John: "Yo don't spacebag me. Seriously. I'm going to the bathroom."
Alex: "Alright, fine. Don't worry."
*John goes out of classroom*
Alex: "Alright guys, let's do this."
*John comes back* "OMFG. I TOLD YOU TO NOT SPACEBAG ME."
Alex: "TROLOLOL"

by Xhan13 May 4, 2011

spaceman

a delicate confectionary, like the angel from barbarella, blissfully unaware of his own budding homosexuality and yet ripe for the picking like the most exotic of orchids, rim him with vigour and conviction

spaceman as in fill my 'space' man

by gazzamongo July 24, 2008

Spaceman_spiff

someone who thinks he can defy Rule # 1

Spaceman_spiff: nero your a douche

Nero: no i'm not, rule # 1

Spiff: yes you are

Nero: no i'm not, cuz i'm teh juggernaut bitch also rule # 1

by Logan-943 May 16, 2009

Spaceballs

A gay movie that talks about testicles. Hence the name.

Two people named Shelly and Fred are dating. Until Fred slips up..

Fred: Hey Shelly, want to watch Spaceballs with me?

Shelly: Hell no, you gay asshole!

That's why you shouldn't watch Spaceballs.

by a butthead July 19, 2009

spaceman

The most sick and disguisting act involving sex...

It's where a man takes a shit (or a number two if you prefer) inside of a woman's pussy after licking it until wet.

WOW!!!

nothing need be said about the spaceman

by spacemonkey? November 1, 2008

spacebag

the act of taking ones stuff out, flipping their bag inside out, putting said stuff back in, and re zipping the backpack. aka the ultimate prank.

yo i spacebagged jimmy today in math!

damn bro youre a spacebag proo.

by connormcc5 May 1, 2011