The act of growing a manly beard, taking a shot of hot sauce without swallowing, and going down on your girl (or your friends girl) while the hot sauce causes a hot steamy but slightly painful sensation with the assistance of the beard smearing the juices around. In this situation, the woman is typically handcuffed to something without knowing the splunk muff crunk is about to occur. Failure to restrain the subject may result in punches and cuts.
Man 1: What's with the eye patch?
Man 2: I gave my neighbors wife the splunk muff crunk, and I didnt tie her hands down tight enough, and she gouged my eye out after I went down on her.
Man 2: I gave my neighbors wife the splunk muff crunk, and I didnt tie her hands down tight enough, and she gouged my eye out after I went down on her.
by StoopidShteve September 10, 2013
Get the splunk muff crunk mug.When one is so sleepy that they appear to be drunk. i.e. You stayed up until 5 in the morning doing a project upon which you have procrastinated and coming into school with slurred/mumbled speech, incoherent sentences, and/or making very poor decisions.
Me-"Dooh baby stuff is interesting. Boo's secreat side!?!"
Friend- "What? Did you go to bed at 3 in the morning because you are slunk."
Friend- "What? Did you go to bed at 3 in the morning because you are slunk."
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Get the sklunk mug.That girl is such a slunk, she had sex with five different people last night and still hasn't showered.
by His Perfect Drug March 3, 2010
Get the slunk mug.A combination of sloppy and drunk. A take-off of crunk, slunk represents being so drunk that that person is no longer fun or enjoyable, just sloppy as hell. The difference between slunk and crunk could be summed up to be, "Crunk is a party mood, slunk is just a slop, wtf were you thinking mood."
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