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slobberknockered

1) adj. To be extremely intoxicated or in a drunken state.

2) v. To fiercely hit another, normally in the head.
1) I am going to get completely sloshed and slobberknockered tonight at the party.

2) Little bitch started talking trash, so my boy came over and slobberknockered that big-mouthed ass right in the face.
by Abner July 3, 2006
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Slobber Gobble

to vigorously perform oral sexual acts on a male using vast amounts of saliva and also going deep enough to induce choking and related traumatic noises from the performing party.
Tina- "I don't just suck cock, I can give a mean slobber gobble"
Larry; "pull dem trousers down, I wanna slobber gobble that shit"
by T-O-Double August 24, 2009
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Hoe sober

When you stop tapping hoes because you have respect for yourself and refuse to hook up with a girl without it being a challenge
I've been hoe sober for two months.
by Broccoli rabe April 22, 2011
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twat slobber

The lubrication a woman produces when she becomes sexually aroused
Watching porn makes her twat slobber
by Joehtheman December 15, 2014
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law school sober

The meaning of "law school sober" depends on the speaker. It can mean, alternatively:

1) having had only 1 drink
2) having had only ~1 drink/hour
or 3) not drunk enough to have done anything you'd regret
-Are you sure you're good to drive?
-Well, I'm *law school* sober...

-You were drinking for 8 hours yesterday?! It's Tuesday!
-It's cool, bro, I was law school sober.

-You went drinking with that Alaskan boy *again*?
-We were law school sober!
by tomato39 March 31, 2013
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soberado

being sober amongst people who are under the influence of drugs or alcohol. A soberado is most likely a soberado because they want to be able to babysit their drugged up friends, unless of course they can handle babysitting while under the influence of any substance.
guy: I'm so tempted. i gave up liquor but my drunk friends are having a damn good time.
guy 2: Don't worry bro. i'll sober it out with you. SOBERADOS!
guy: SOBERADOS!!
*"pounding fists" or "slapping skins" should follow.
by Arvie December 9, 2008
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cali sober

someone who doesn't drink, but smokes weed
"Want a drag?"
"Sure, man."
"Wait, aren't you sober?"
"I'm Cali sober. No alcohol but all the weed I want."
by BruhMoment22 February 8, 2020
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