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snowy christmas

A festive present for your significant other usually given in December.

This is best prepared with the help of others but can be completed by oneself:
Fill a wide mouthed fish bowl half way with semen. When it comes time to share presents be sure to open yours first. Ask her to close her eyes while you retrieve her present. Stand behind your significant other and ask her to open her eyes as you promptly place the fish bowl over her head and shake her like a snow globe while you state in a jolly voice "Enjoy your Snowy Christmas little girl!" Be sure to grab your present before you snap a picture and bolt out the door.

EXTRA Snowy Christmas:

Same concept but with a larger fish bowl filled to the rim.
Man: Hey babe, would you like to have a Snowy Christmas this year?
Woman: It wouldn't be Christmas without one!
Man: Alright, I'll call some guys to help give you one. Maybe even an Extra Snowy Christmas.*snicker*
Woman: ...?
by TainedNymph June 10, 2016
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Snowy blowy

Getting a blow job outdoors in the snow.
Fuck bro I got a snowy blowy from her yesterday!
by 234534OIJGF January 20, 2018
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snowy

(noun, plural snowies): a new British term for a person who consumes snow, i.e crack cocaine
if you do not want to be known to The Unforgivables , do not become a snowy. Even better, if you want to get off heroin too, make it your New Year's fitness plan to ask your doctor for methadone
by Sexydimma December 27, 2016
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Snowy volcano

The act of inserting the males penis into a migets ass then the tip of the pp comes out of her mouth, soon after when the male ejaculate it comes out from her mouth acting like a Snowy Volcano
Damm that shorty was so bad I got her to do the Snowy Volcano
by MeMe matt September 15, 2020
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Snowy Morning

Where you wake up in the morning, and your hands and dick are connected through dried over, sticky, semen.
guy 1: "That was the worst day ever, to top it off my hands were stuck to my dick by my own jizz"

guy 2: "Sounds like you had a snowy morning"
by skaninja September 2, 2013
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Snowy Doorknob

by Cocklynne March 1, 2012
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Snowy Rainbow

Fruit smoothies that are ordered with every boost/additive possible such as protein, immune boost, multivitamin, mega energy, focus, extreme lean, superfood, green tea, and sports performance. The protein in is "snow" and the rainbow is made up of all the different multicolored pills that are the additives.
That guy ordered a Snowy Rainbow Berry Breeze smoothie, he's going to have so much energy and focus!
by housejea March 14, 2011
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