by MRBACON60 December 27, 2010
The post coital act of scraping dried sperm from the shaft of your penis onto the tongue of your gaping wife / husband/ partner / abductee.
by Monkeymagical November 24, 2017
by Adglasco January 09, 2017
by Adam Winchester December 02, 2007
You walk into a room.
People are hiding behind doors and walls with dick in hand.
They pop out of nowhere and splatter you with their gooey snow.
People are hiding behind doors and walls with dick in hand.
They pop out of nowhere and splatter you with their gooey snow.
by Edgar Allen Hoe's Father October 17, 2021
Snow-how, a portmanteau of snow and know-how, is the knowledge and skill utilized during snow and inclement weather.
"Right. So these European settlers, who were total ding-dongs, came in the dead of winter, with zero snow-how. These underprepared vacationers turned to eating each other to survive. Eventually, though, they realized they were surrounded by scores of edible fish and wildlife." ~ Nick Offerman as Beef Tobin
by natalie portmanteaux March 29, 2021