Snow is fucking awesome
by Dubiks December 25, 2018

by MRBACON60 December 27, 2010

The post coital act of scraping dried sperm from the shaft of your penis onto the tongue of your gaping wife / husband/ partner / abductee.
by Monkeymagical November 24, 2017

by Adglasco January 8, 2017

by Adam Winchester December 29, 2007

You walk into a room.
People are hiding behind doors and walls with dick in hand.
They pop out of nowhere and splatter you with their gooey snow.
People are hiding behind doors and walls with dick in hand.
They pop out of nowhere and splatter you with their gooey snow.
by Edgar Allen Hoe's Father October 16, 2021

Snow-how, a portmanteau of snow and know-how, is the knowledge and skill utilized during snow and inclement weather.
"Right. So these European settlers, who were total ding-dongs, came in the dead of winter, with zero snow-how. These underprepared vacationers turned to eating each other to survive. Eventually, though, they realized they were surrounded by scores of edible fish and wildlife." ~ Nick Offerman as Beef Tobin
by natalie portmanteaux March 28, 2021
