The overwhelming tierdness recieved after a very successful session of masturbation. The snooze is used as a way to relax and restore the body to premasturbation state.
Boots:" dam dude that post masturbation snooze had me out for at least 2 hours. it was amazing and my cock feels great."
by jewjewb October 10, 2007
Coming back from a midterm or similar exhausting affair, you decide that the best thing to do to unload involves jacking off and then taking a nap right afterwards. The splooge 'N' snooze.
Vince raced home in his Kia after his accounting midterm to top off his Freebird's burrito with a subsequent splooge 'N' snooze.
Also referred to as: Wack 'n' nap, Beat 'n' sleep, Pop 'n' drop, Jizz 'n' zzzz, Cum fiesta 'n' siesta, Flog 'n' log, Cream 'n' dream (for the ladies), Spill 'n' chill, Flickin the bean 'n' havin a dream, Pump 'n' slump, Choke the lil guy 'n' get some shut eye, Semen 'n' dreamin, Jubilation 'n' hibernation, Pettin snoopy 'n' gettin droopy
Also referred to as: Wack 'n' nap, Beat 'n' sleep, Pop 'n' drop, Jizz 'n' zzzz, Cum fiesta 'n' siesta, Flog 'n' log, Cream 'n' dream (for the ladies), Spill 'n' chill, Flickin the bean 'n' havin a dream, Pump 'n' slump, Choke the lil guy 'n' get some shut eye, Semen 'n' dreamin, Jubilation 'n' hibernation, Pettin snoopy 'n' gettin droopy
by Dub Life October 20, 2009
The act of masterbaition followed by immedite snooze, or slumber. Mostly done after intense workout or at bed time.
When Charlie got done rapping in zombies, he decided to Jerk N Snooze for a bit before going to the club.
by GangUVHoes February 11, 2011
That completely invisible but annoyingly effective "glue" that always seems to form between two bedfellows who are cuddling "sans-clothing", creating a damp and tacky "skin-to-skin" bond which becomes (often painfully!) apparent only when either snoozer attempts to turn over or otherwise change position; this is especially a problem on warm nights and/or if one or both slumberers is of the "corpulent" variety.
Chubby girl: Ouch --- WATCH it, Mr. Sticky Man! You're pinching my boobie and stretching my underarm-flaps!
Half-asleep guy: Huhhh...? Oh, sorry, hunny --- it's that yucky snooze-cement again.
Half-asleep guy: Huhhh...? Oh, sorry, hunny --- it's that yucky snooze-cement again.
by QuacksO November 17, 2011
a type of party that would typically be considered borring or lame. not to be confused with a sausage festival, a snooze factory can have a good ratio but usually the females will be prudes and or nonsocial/swamp donkeys and the males will either be bros or nerds/lamewads.
steve: whats up with this party i thought you told me it was gunna be awsome?
Randy: well i dont get it, everyone has a drink in there hand and the ratio is good but theres no music and nobodies talking
steve: lets get out of this snooze factory
Randy: well i dont get it, everyone has a drink in there hand and the ratio is good but theres no music and nobodies talking
steve: lets get out of this snooze factory
by 2dank April 16, 2007
a term for going to bed
by Chevvers March 28, 2008
Similiar to the rick roll reflex. Hitting the snooze button before your alarm can beep 3 times. This happens with the practice of the dreaded 'beep' sound alarm clocks make, getting use to shutting it of quickly with practice everyday.
I've been shutting off my alarm every morning for years... Now, I shut it off so quick that I have the snooze button reflex.
by HatinBeinAwakin January 8, 2011