snagglefritz

The state of being so drunk or so high that your brain explodes and ceases to function. The result is a gummy brain that can last days, weeks, or in some cases may be permanent.

Dude, last night was crazy! I was snagglefritz wasted and passed out on the bar!

by gummybearbrain November 23, 2010

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Skangley Wagons

an intoxicated broad at a party that cannot comprehend how ugly her appearance really is to any sex orientated gender. at a level between hammered/black out drunk she will occasionally get some from a person you know as a desperate last resort; a female cum dumpster

"Check out steve getting on the skangley wagon!"

"If you had to choose one of those skangley wagons, which one would it be?"

by William Crumheart November 1, 2011

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Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis

The key to the destruction of the multiverse, having the capability to eradicate all life forms in every single dimension in every single timeline. More powerful than any line starting with “ur.” Only been used once before in history, but was denied by an uno reverse card.

Ryan: Did you eat the rest of the cereal
Robert: Yeah why
Ryan: *slowly brings his hands together, closing his eyes while making an upside down triangle with his fingers*
Robert: U-ur mom gay!
Ryan: *opens his eyes, they’re now glowing* No u
Robert: *falls to his knees* Don-
Ryan: Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis
Robert: NO- #*{£<+¥\•
*Robert himself would start to crack, causing holes in the space-time continuum as Ryan drains the life force of every single living thing in existence, becoming one with the void*

by Aggressive_Genji_Main October 21, 2018

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snaggletoe

noun - a negative context to having or pertaining to uneven, malformed or an otherwise untidy cameltoe, esp. when referring to labsters.

Jared: "Dude, I love seeing the chicks at the gym with their tight gymclothes on."

Dustin: "Yeah, you love that chick with the lucious snaggletoe."

by dirtytree January 5, 2008

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Swangle

The art of swangling is one that almost defies rigid definition. In its earliest form, the word was used to describe procuring or achieving something in an uncommon or non-traditional way. Since, however the word has flourished into something much, much more. To swangle someone could mean anything from besting them in a contest of wits to dunking in their face in the NBA Finals. It's possible to out-swangle someone, re-swangle someone, under-swangle someone, or even sudo-swangle someone, but there is no such thing as over-swangling. You can swangle an alligator, un-swangle a knot, or calculate your swangle of attack. Swangling, as stated, is an art, and true swanglers worldwide know that there are many definitons and uses for the word, the majority of which cannot be listed here. Above all, however, swangling is what the swangler makes of it. Put your mind to it, and you can swangle just about anything.

Correct Usage:
"One-hundred fifteen to forty-seven? Man, he really swangled you in this week's fantasy football match-up."

"The Greeks really out-swangled the Trojans when they got inside Troy using a wooden horse."

Incorrect Usage:
"How about you swangle these nuts?" Incorrect: Swangle cannot be used in conjunction with any aspect of male genitalia (exception: the swangler is female).

by Garth Swangler December 11, 2011

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