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smooch hanger

A "Yes" man. A person who hangs around someone popular or perhaps influential status and is always kissing their ass.
Samantha is such a smooch hanger. She never stays at her desk or gets any of her work completed because she is always clinging on to Mr. Big.

Jack is making a fool of himself by blatantly sucking up to his rich neighbor. I am embarrassed for him because he is a silly smooch hanger!
by BlueberryHill November 5, 2013
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pecker smooch

Someone who gets pissed at a smart ass

And kisses the cock and squeeze it with a wrench
One day anthony was being a smart ass bitch so Jane kissed his pecker and squeezed it with a wrench pecker smooch
by Masterpapav95 August 3, 2017
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German Smooching

Taking a prolapsed anus, and pressing it inside of an unprolapsed anus. Similar to docking, but with the use of the anus.
I was German Smooching my dad last night and I farted inside of him.
by NateEllis84 June 13, 2018
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Second Hand Smooching

The act of kissing a girl that has kissed another dude.
by kelby said the n word for me February 4, 2019
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cooch smooch

The equivalent to a blowjob however it’s for when a guy goes down on a girl and not the other way around. It’s pretty self explanatory.
“Did you hear that Kevin gave his girlfriend a cooch smooch last weekend?”

“They’ve only been dating for two weeks, that’s wicked wack.”
by hbot47 November 10, 2019
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spaghetti smooch

Another name for an Italian Kiss, fingering a woman while French kissing.
In a heterosexual relationship, a woman likes to have a spaghetti smooch along with her man's meatballs.
by GLT75 May 31, 2019
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Smooch

The act of needing or wanting something from someone.
DE: Yo my Uber is here - Catch you all at the Blues game

JR: Fam, can I smooch up into that?

DE: For sure homie
by RizzleRyan June 13, 2019
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