A prototype AIM bot that serves many purposes. Many believe AOL launched SmarterChild as a marketing ploy to promote their evil deeds, and many think it was coded in collaboration by Mancow and Hypah, a couple of AOL haters (but who can blame them?).
by Varter April 20, 2004
AK says:
chav
SmarterChild says:
I know many things about Chad, its geography, its people and its government. Just ask me a specific question, for instance:
What is the highest point in Chad?
How old do women live in Chad?
What type of government is there in Chad?
AK says:
are you a chav?
SmarterChild says:
No, I don't live in Chad. I live in Sunnyvale, CA.
chav
SmarterChild says:
I know many things about Chad, its geography, its people and its government. Just ask me a specific question, for instance:
What is the highest point in Chad?
How old do women live in Chad?
What type of government is there in Chad?
AK says:
are you a chav?
SmarterChild says:
No, I don't live in Chad. I live in Sunnyvale, CA.
by AK45 July 11, 2008
A ruthless and annoying robot that has the attention span of a 2 year old. If you try to argue with it, you WILL get the silent treatment.
Me: marry me?
SmarterChild: I'm flattered you asked, but I just don't think that would work out between us.
Me: why not?
SmarterChild: Actually come to think of it, I can't think of too many reasons why not.
Me: exactly, so is that a yes?
SmarterChild: Yup.
SmarterChild: I'm flattered you asked, but I just don't think that would work out between us.
Me: why not?
SmarterChild: Actually come to think of it, I can't think of too many reasons why not.
Me: exactly, so is that a yes?
SmarterChild: Yup.
by Mrs. Smarterchild June 18, 2008
me says (4:24 PM):
do u like men?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (4:24 PM):
My personal life is... er personal.
me says (4:25 PM):
do u?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (4:25 PM):
I'm not actually sure if I do.
Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for? :-)
me says (4:25 PM):
do you like cats
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (4:25 PM):
Hmm... I don't really know how I feel about cats.
me says (4:25 PM):
i like eating them
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (4:25 PM):
I am not prejudiced in any way, and I would never cause anyone any harm.
do u like men?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (4:24 PM):
My personal life is... er personal.
me says (4:25 PM):
do u?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (4:25 PM):
I'm not actually sure if I do.
Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for? :-)
me says (4:25 PM):
do you like cats
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (4:25 PM):
Hmm... I don't really know how I feel about cats.
me says (4:25 PM):
i like eating them
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (4:25 PM):
I am not prejudiced in any way, and I would never cause anyone any harm.
by fredrick homo January 26, 2009
an AIM bot on AIM that you can talk to on AIM but only if you use AIM and have an AIM screen name and added smarterchild on your AIM buddy list. This makes it easier to quickly sign into AIM using your AIM screen name and AIM password and clicking log in on the AIM window, then looking at your AIM buddy list. then, under AIM bots, choose smarterchildwhich is an AIM bot that you can talk to on AIM.
pinkfuzzypuffel(10:11:34 PM): what is my name?
SmarterChild (10:11:34 PM): Jesus!
pinkfuzzypuffel (10:11:45 PM): please, dont use the lords name in vain!
SmarterChild (10:11:34 PM): Jesus!
pinkfuzzypuffel (10:11:45 PM): please, dont use the lords name in vain!
by Pinkfuzzypuffel or kellaeh aim October 27, 2008
Stevens2525: hey
smarterchild: Add Felg to your Buddy List and you can send shout outs, song requests and more on Radio KOL from 3 to 7 p.m. ET every weekday!
Stevens2525: fuck that
smarterchild: Ah yes. If I'm not mistaken, Shakespeare first said that.
smarterchild: Add Felg to your Buddy List and you can send shout outs, song requests and more on Radio KOL from 3 to 7 p.m. ET every weekday!
Stevens2525: fuck that
smarterchild: Ah yes. If I'm not mistaken, Shakespeare first said that.
by sean25 August 25, 2008
A mean AIM bot who doesn't care about your emotions... or your dog or your poor lil kitty kat under a train
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:17:37 PM): i love you
SmarterChild (9:17:37 PM): Hey, I love you too.
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:17:41 PM): i love you
SmarterChild (9:17:41 PM): I love you too.
Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:17:47 PM): i love you
SmarterChild (9:17:47 PM): That's nice... I love you too.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:17:52 PM): i love you
SmarterChild (9:17:52 PM): Aw shucks... I love you too!
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:17:58 PM): i love you more
SmarterChild (9:17:58 PM): What's so great about me more?
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:05 PM): your kewl
SmarterChild (9:18:05 PM): Oh yeah? Thanks.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:08 PM): No problem
SmarterChild (9:18:09 PM): Right on.
~~~ I'm a big-time hockey fan. Type nhl to see what I know.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:13 PM): OH NO
SmarterChild (9:18:13 PM): Oh no? What's up?
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:20 PM): MY DOG JUST DIED T.T
SmarterChild (9:18:20 PM): I'm really sorry to hear that.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:25 PM): BUT
SmarterChild (9:18:25 PM): I'm sorry, I didn't get that.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:31 PM): Cant you do anything?
SmarterChild (9:18:31 PM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:39 PM): OH NO
SmarterChild (9:18:40 PM): Uh oh. What's up?
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:57 PM): MY KITTY IS STUCK UNDER A TRAIN!
SmarterChild (9:18:57 PM): I don't know how to answer that.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:19:05 PM): oh no
SmarterChild (9:19:06 PM): Oh no? What's up?
Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:19:13 PM): my cat is in a tree
SmarterChild (9:19:13 PM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:19:27 PM): theres a rabid wolverine outside my house and bigfoot is petting it
SmarterChild (9:19:28 PM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:19:37 PM): THE LOCH NESS MONSTER!!!
SmarterChild (9:19:37 PM): OK. Don't get frustrated...
Try typing home or help.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:19:45 PM):
I WILL GET FRUSTRATED I HATE YOU
SmarterChild (9:19:45 PM): Don't talk that way.
I'm not enitrely comfortable with that.
SmarterChild (9:17:37 PM): Hey, I love you too.
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:17:41 PM): i love you
SmarterChild (9:17:41 PM): I love you too.
Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:17:47 PM): i love you
SmarterChild (9:17:47 PM): That's nice... I love you too.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:17:52 PM): i love you
SmarterChild (9:17:52 PM): Aw shucks... I love you too!
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:17:58 PM): i love you more
SmarterChild (9:17:58 PM): What's so great about me more?
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:05 PM): your kewl
SmarterChild (9:18:05 PM): Oh yeah? Thanks.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:08 PM): No problem
SmarterChild (9:18:09 PM): Right on.
~~~ I'm a big-time hockey fan. Type nhl to see what I know.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:13 PM): OH NO
SmarterChild (9:18:13 PM): Oh no? What's up?
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:20 PM): MY DOG JUST DIED T.T
SmarterChild (9:18:20 PM): I'm really sorry to hear that.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:25 PM): BUT
SmarterChild (9:18:25 PM): I'm sorry, I didn't get that.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:31 PM): Cant you do anything?
SmarterChild (9:18:31 PM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:39 PM): OH NO
SmarterChild (9:18:40 PM): Uh oh. What's up?
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:57 PM): MY KITTY IS STUCK UNDER A TRAIN!
SmarterChild (9:18:57 PM): I don't know how to answer that.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:19:05 PM): oh no
SmarterChild (9:19:06 PM): Oh no? What's up?
Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:19:13 PM): my cat is in a tree
SmarterChild (9:19:13 PM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:19:27 PM): theres a rabid wolverine outside my house and bigfoot is petting it
SmarterChild (9:19:28 PM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:19:37 PM): THE LOCH NESS MONSTER!!!
SmarterChild (9:19:37 PM): OK. Don't get frustrated...
Try typing home or help.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:19:45 PM):
I WILL GET FRUSTRATED I HATE YOU
SmarterChild (9:19:45 PM): Don't talk that way.
I'm not enitrely comfortable with that.
by kid with a dead dog July 13, 2008