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Dapper slapper

A lady who has the appearance of being prim and proper. Well dressed, polite and seemingly perfect but deep down she's a slapper.
by Lily & Becky November 5, 2010
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oyster slapper

She's not into guys; she's an oyster slapper.
by The Atomic One May 7, 2011
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Sim swapper

Some illegal shit, steals phone sim virtually
Gabe: i just sim swapped this guy and got his bank info easy money
Idiot talking to gabe: No way, ur going to jail because you're a sim swapper.
by jacobxdxdxdxd December 2, 2020
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clam snapper

To gently place your vagina across the bridge of your sleeping partner's nose, and proceed to clamp down with the lips of the vagina. When your unsuspecting guest identifies the smell and relentless grasp of a warm sensation on their face you say, "Snap, Snap!" For proper execution, place anus over forehead and squat down. For heavier sleepers, flatulence may be required. Not to be confused with "Good Morning Beautiful.",
Like a Killer Ninja Turtle, Lynn slowly executed a textbook clam snapper on John's nose and said, "Snap, Snap!
by Lady Godsmack September 5, 2010
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sapperstrucked

The emotion and/or state of being in which the person is both happy and sad, bored and fustrated, and wishes to do everything and nothing at once. This feeling may also include a sense of loneliness and horniness but without any drive to actually do anything, causing further fustration. Can often come about during times at which this person is in a very bad situation. People who are constantly sapperstrucked are beyond emo.
"shit I have to get this project done or I fail...but i won't cause i'm sapperstrucked"

"Miss, i'd fuck you right now...i mean i can't do any work because i'm sapperstrucked"

"She's really emo?" "no she's sapperstrucked...not even the emos 'get' her"
by Chewy Von Sudbury April 7, 2008
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pissed up slapper

Broken down, "pissed-up" means inebriated or drunk. A "slapper" is, well, a slut. Or, a woman of loose morals. So, a "pissed up slapper" is also known as a drunken trollop or whore.
"Lets go to the bar tonight and pick up a couple of pissed up slappers." "Check that pissed up slapper going down on Mark in the corner." "It's a sure thing cause she's a pissed up slapper."
by junkietown May 25, 2009
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slapper

an ugly girl whose main priority in life is to get fucked!
na man she is just a dirty slapper

kelly is a slapper
by skatman May 25, 2003
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