Skeeter Dactyl

A word my AP teacher is adamant he came up with to describe huge ass mosquitos but he then found out it was on UD and got really pissed during class

"A mosquito that is the size of a pterodactyl, a Skeeter Dactyl!"

by FireGenesis November 1, 2018

South Philly Skeet Salad

when a girl sticks lettuce in her asshole and the man rams it all the way in with his jizzy ranch covered boner. She shits it out and they Lady and the Tramp the salad.

I ran to the store to pick up lettuce and ranch for my fiance and my South Philly Skeet Salad.

by vaginnles August 16, 2009

Skeeter Racked

The act of quickly running up to an object, person, or place and skeeting on said object, person, or place.

Dude, I just skeeter racked your dog.

by Weeeelldone June 24, 2007

Skeet Tree

A tree that blooms in the Spring and smells like semen. It can create a lingering smell for at least a block away from said tree.

Mark.. What is that awful smell?

Jane.. It's the skeet tree.

by rinse wash repeat May 18, 2009

Skeet n' Delete

The act of deleting a female's telephone number after having sex with her.

SDot: "So did you end up banging that one chick that you've been texting for a dick year?"
J Murff: "Yea dude. But it was a total skeet n' delete. I'm NEVER talking to that crazy bitch again..."

by j murff March 23, 2010

skeetchie

a whore, slut, skank.

"damnnn that skeetchie fucked SO many guys!"

#that skeetchie is suck a slut"

by blaow123456789 March 20, 2011

Skeet Scab

After ejaculation, a skeet scab is when semen dries up on the tip of the penis creating a plug at the urethra. This blockage while urinating is similar to when one puts their thumb over a garden hose while the water is on. If the urinator is careless about their skeet scab, he will be forced to decide which stream of pee will be best to aim in the toilet bowl because of its thickness in stream, while the other streams go everywhere but inside the toilet bowl.

Roommate 1: Dude, why is their piss all over the mirror and toilet paper?

Roommate 2: Oh, sorry bro.... After a long night of much ejaculation, I forgot to pick my skeet scab when I went pee this morning. It shot in several different directions all at once and I didn't know what to do!

by CAPIETAN August 21, 2012