Is my dog sleeping

When the dog is dead.

Is my dog sleeping?

No it's dead

by Mynanleftme February 11, 2020

sleeping boner

to fall asleep in a chair, and while dreaming get a visable erection for all to see

Why does Dewhite have a sleeping boner? what is he possibly dreaming about? not ginger....

by slampig 21 May 19, 2009

Krueger Sleeping Spasm

That point of sleep where you realise that your arm is sticking out of bed and therefore susceptible to being grabbed by Freddy Krueger or similar that has been waiting under your bed until you fell asleep. Symptoms include leaping, gasping, rapid heart beat, withdrawing vulnerable arm, wrapping body tightly in protective bedsheets.

This syndrome was created by excessive watching of horror flicks, usually at a socially unacceptable age.

I was having the most amazing dream about an abandoned house then BOOM, got hit by a Krueger Sleeping Spasm, thought I was having a heart attack

by juicyjackie August 26, 2011

you should be sleeping

Usually a phrase used when talking over social media or text; when someone is messaging you and they don't want to talk.
They use the time of day as an excuse to ignore you.

You: 'hi how was your day'
Them: ' you should be sleeping'

You: 'oh I'm not tired'
*message seen 10.32pm*
(Next day)
You: "how come you didn't reply to my message?"
Them: "I thought you were sleeping"

by Definamy November 20, 2014

sweeping

The act of sweeping multiple girls off their feet. Often times, the sweeper will be labeled as one who is very desired by the opposite sex, and sometimes even the same sex. It is common for a male sweeper to be have a hot bod, be good at guitar, be in a band, or be cute.

"Wow! That Kirbi Marquez sure is good at sweeping!"

"Kirbi is such a sweeper."

by MiniDJBeirne January 3, 2009

sleeping giant

Penis on its dormant state. A flaccid schlong.

Don't snuggle too much honey.. it's too early in the morning you might awaken a "sleeping giant".

by CyberJake July 26, 2005

Yeeting and skeeting

Cumming while you are riding a skateboard while doing an Ollie around 10 other naked dudes in a public park. You must nut on one of the dudes. You then have to carry the man you came on on top of your shoulders around the whole park.

Dang look at those guys Yeeting and Skeeting

by The yeet skeet master November 27, 2018