by Ben October 11, 2004
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by siftfarmer November 9, 2009
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A political ploy whereby allegations, falsehoods, exaggerations, or distortions are publicized to discredit a person or entity and have the intended effect that public attention is drawn to the ensuing controversy about the veracity of the allegations and away from some other political embarrassment.
Questions about Kerry’s military service and whether he deserved purple heart medals was swiftboating the public’s attention from whether or not Bush was AWOL.
by Nels Christianson October 14, 2006
Get the swiftboating mug.The exact opposite of a fuckboy, a softboy typically wears oversized sweaters, sweatpants, beanies and tends to have soft natural hair. A softboy is actually sweet, caring and an actual aesthetic. Softboy’s are the best boy. Or they can be, Similar to a fuckboy but without the cocky attitude. The softboy will butter up a girl by appealing to her emotions and showing a “sensitive” side long enough for her to sleep with him, whether or not he actually cares about her or not. Then, like the fuckboy, he can’t’/won’t commit. Differs from the fuckboy because he goes for the heart and emotions rather than just the body.
by HarryTheThird March 2, 2019
Get the Softboy mug.The act of exposing the exagerated or inflated claims of a person seeking to promote themselves into a position of authority.
He would have gotten away with his outrageous lies if not for the swiftboating he received at the hand of his classmates.
by Bobby Farrelly August 24, 2006
Get the swiftboating mug.A sport that is supposed to be an "easier" version of baseball. A larger, softer ball doesn't make it easier, and doesn't explain why when I asked to try out for baseball instead of softball, they said I might get hurt.
Guy1: softball is such an easy sport. Girls have it good.
Guy2: yeah, baseball is much harder. I still have marks from when some douche kicked me when he had cleats on!
Girl1: softball is as much of a sport as baseball is and I have cleat marks too so stfu!
Guy2: yeah, baseball is much harder. I still have marks from when some douche kicked me when he had cleats on!
Girl1: softball is as much of a sport as baseball is and I have cleat marks too so stfu!
by Wrestler_girl February 16, 2015
Get the Softball mug.The ultimate female sport, where girls and women not only kick some serious ass, but look good doing it. Playing this sport is the ultimate challenge because it not only requires passion, teamwork, and willingness to learn, but also the optimism to keep pushing the limits and continue pursing that win, with everything you and teammates have until the umpire makes the call. It may just seem like easy sport or just the feminism version of baseball to onlookers, but trust me, it is so much more then you could ever believe. The girls who play this sport are extremely hard-working, flexible, diligent, and intelligent ladies aren’t afraid to get a crap ton of dirt on them, work in the heat or cold, or cheer on their teammates/family/sisters even through the worst. Trust me, if you had the chance to play it as well, you would also fall completely head over heels for it too. If you don’t know anyone definitively plays this sport, something is definitely wrong.
Dude those softball ladies kick ass! They might even be better than us!
I know man! I gotta make at least one of them my friend, or I hope even more!
I know man! I gotta make at least one of them my friend, or I hope even more!
by Thunder shock February 5, 2018
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