Objects in front of you are not as shiny as they appear

A play on the warning text you see on car door mirrors.

This is for those people with ADHD who are easily distracted by shiny objects.

I use this at work for people who get caught up in drama instead of doing their job.

Hey, buddy, focus. Objects in front of you are not as shiny as they appear.

by McFeather November 6, 2008

shtinky

1)a black cat that pees everywhere
2) something that is really stinky

"Shtinky! you peed on my boots"

by ivdizzle August 23, 2011

Shiny Faced

When you perform oral sex on a girl then ejaculates on your face leaving it shiny aftermath.

Angel: So i was totally eating out Erika and then she totally basted all over my face!

Yun: Nice, looks you got shiny faced.

by mickenzie92 April 13, 2010

Shiny Trombone

A rusty trombone wherein the recipient of analingus and a reacharound concludes by urinating rather than ejaculating.

James drank a large quantity of coffee early in the morning, so his anticipated rusty trombone instead became a shiny trombone.

by timpanum September 20, 2014

Stiny

Someone who is always stinky and foul-smelling rays emit off of them. Usually indicating that they are un-liked by their peers.

“Have you seen Julian?? He’s such a stiny”
"I hate stinies... keep them away from me"

by p/e/t/e/r November 30, 2020

shiny

A slang term for "great" used in the television series "Firefly" and the movie "Serenity".

Voice #3: "Shiny -- A slang term for "great" used in the television series "Firefly" and the movie "Serenity".

by Voice #3 August 14, 2009

Shinydude100

1. The Best RuneScape Vidder in Clan; UBH
2. A Unknown Bounty Hunter Member
3. Best Friends With Dark, Elias, Knightofmure, Basit, Avni, AngelKat, Kcfan, Lil Mal0, (Your Name Here) In case i was dumb to forget you.

"Shinydude100 is the best vidder on RuneScape! OMG!!"

by Shinydude100 April 7, 2008