Shitnic

A picnic that is shitty, generally consisting of cheap food obtained from a fast food restaurant or vending machine, and eaten in the grass or on the ground typically close to a large road or other inconvenient place. Commonly occurs when drunk, lazy, homeless, or any combination of the three.

We went to Gregg's and then had a shitnic right next to the roundabout.

by The Strawbinator July 8, 2019

shitmickey

When someone offers you food and it ends up giving you diarrhea.

You invite me over for dinner and slip me a shitmickey, what kind of host are you?

by stopthepants June 29, 2020

Shitdick

When you shit on someone's dick and they anally fuck you, same goes for getting your dick shit on and anally fucking them. Also could be used as an insult.

Person 1: Yo, I just got shitdick'd today.
Person 2: what the fuck? You are actually disgusting what the hell, why do you want shit on your cock dude?

by BIGMONKE November 18, 2020

Shiticide

The act of shitting oneself to get out of work, or any other social situation.

Oh no! Chads paperwork got so out of hand, he committed a shiticide just to go home for the day.

by Fitz606 May 19, 2023

Constructive Shiticism

When you provide valid opinions for another individual with the means of helping that individual BUT in a direct, 'I don't give a shit about what you think' tone. The purpose of this direct tonality is to not beat around the bush and inform that individual of how it just is.

Friend: I want to talk to this girl in my class but I'm too scared!

Me: Grab your balls, stop bitching, and just do it.

Friend: Well....thanks for the constructive shiticism.

by daverdiculous January 26, 2014

surface shitcicles

When you own a dog and must clean up the poop in the winter but forget to and it snows burying the poop, then you can only clean up the recently deposited ones visible on top of the snow.

I have to pick up the Surface Shitcicles in the backyard, I have to wait for the snow to melt to get the rest.

by ZEROor60 September 22, 2016

Flying off the shitpile

When a lowlife person or group entity of people abandons one particular foul interest or behavior for one even worse, such as flies would abandon a mere pile of shit for a foul-smelling, bloated and rotted carcass.

"All of today's Republicans adore Donald Trump and want to become more and more like him every day, so they sure as hell ain't gonna be flying off the shitpile just for a moderate conservative like you!"

by red phillips May 14, 2020