Shitism

An induced delusional state of mind where magic words and phrases, like "Great Deal Soon," "FANTASTIC!" "tremendous," "MOAR Tarrifs," elicit a desired effect, leading to zombism and constipation. There is no know cure.

The stock market under Trump is full of so much shitism that sunshine isn't even blowing out his ass!

by CABG Patch March 1, 2019

shitdisco

An amazing Nu rave band responsible for songs like OK and Reactor Party.

"You know any good Nu Rave bands?"
" yeah shitdisco"

by Nu Rave Wapstar January 13, 2008

shitfisting

Repeatedly inserting your fist into one's anus while the victim is shitting.

So I walked into the classroom and found a crowd of retards shitfisting eachother laying fecal matter all over the walls.

by funiek March 1, 2014

shitbitch

Word used after an unfortuate event.

Shitbitch, now my shirt is shitbitched!

by hahaha December 5, 2003

shitbird

Any creature whose only purpose seems to be indiscriminately shitting on everything. Just eating and shitting, this creature serves no purpose other than to breed more shitbirds who will eat out your substance and shit on you in thanks.

Unless the shitbird has attained human rights protection - Destroy on sight. As well, build shitbird-proof barriers around yourself and avoid flocks of shitbirds. Good day!

Alfred Hitchcock's classic, "The Shitbirds"

by Yossarian237 February 6, 2014

shitlist

The coolest community on greatestjournal.com.

I just shitlisted somebody. I am so cool.

by TheKat January 4, 2005

Shitistic

A statisitc that is shit. Totally obscure and rediculous statitic that A) isn't relevant to the topic being discussed or B) is clearly made up.

Today I read some shitistic that 95% of college students don't enjoy drinking.

by Jeebusllama May 5, 2006