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Shifty twat

When your mate takes your pasta and you catch the shifty twat stuffing a narn in his egg hole.
oi jackie man ya shifty twat! i found that nard you stuffed!
by BigBiddie October 2, 2017
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Shifty

a fat Russian kid who has a sexy mother that Apsi and Carlo would like to smash his hobby is playing Fortnite 24/7 and he eats burgers and humps pillows especially that Junaid body pillow
Hey shifty go loose some weight blyat
by flxzy August 1, 2021
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shifty

Plural: Shifties
Based on the word swifties, shifties shift from celebrity to celebrity depending on who's the popular one right now.
"Megan was a swifty and now she's all over Sabrina Carpenter. What a shifty".
by nadoklm January 21, 2025
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Shifty McFickle

A person or object that could be considered very unreliable, unpredictable, tricky, deceitful, and/or questionable. Can quickly go from good to bad/ cooperative to fuckey. Basically a fun way to call a person or object an all around bastard.
1.) My car randomly breaks down on me, it's such a Shifty McFickle.

2.) Timmy doesn't give a damn about anyone but himself, he is just a Shifty McFickle.
by DirtyDan614 April 19, 2015
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Shifty pimping

Lying to a gentleman with photos you stole from a nice girls phone (when she asked for you to repair her iPhone for her) telling him you really want to meet him which isn’t hard for him to believe (since your details are in her phone that’s why he hates you ) but when he shows up you reveal your penis and make up a story about that chick being your friend blah blah blah
That little ring worm was shifty pimping last night and made me waste heaps of money trynna get a result that helps me keep winning in life so I expressed my disgust in his behaviour and will never return he definately didn’t get his iTunes gift card anyway shifty pimping little scum bag better leave me the fuck alone stop asking for free money off me fucking dickhead what’s gonna happen if I get the right job huh? Is he gonna make up an excuse to steal my salary and my fucking holidays as well? Makes no sense won’t even let me act like a cop anyway chicks like all sorts of people and jobs doesn’t mean you gotta be that to have fun with them just gotta convince them you are for one night I don’t think pimp is the winning choice for making chicks horny that’s the least chosen fantasy billionaire and jock is more like the right choice.
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
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shifties

Based on swifties, shifties shift from celebrity to another based on who is the talk of the town.
"Megan and her friend dropped Taylor Swift for Sabrina Carpenter. Whant a bunch of shifties."
by nadoklm January 21, 2025
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