sheker

a man who pleasures multiple women all at the same time for cash either because he's just that good, or he has multiple dicks

there is no way that man made seventy grand last night, how'd he do it?

he is a sheker

oh...

by 1swedemaster19 December 9, 2010

Ed Sheeran

he's your typical boring celebrity who tells the same lame ass story "i was bullied in school..." boo hoo. idiotic shitheads like him are giving the music industry a bad name and if you hear his songs you will automatically get ear cancer. fans are simple-minded nobs who think pop is "real music".

"Did you hear Ed Sheeran's new song? It gave me pure cancer."
"Someone said they like Ed Sheeran and his music and I slapped them on the face to give them a dose of reality"

by GayWatermelon November 26, 2017

Sheezer

Female version of the term "geezer"

Awight sheezer, ow ya doin luv?

by Rahoolduke August 19, 2008

sheeriously

a synonym of " seriously"
usually related to sex, usually when you want to bang a certain person

guy 1 : shes fine!!!!

guy 2 : i sheeriously want to bang her

by Abz11 January 23, 2010

skezer

a word used by lrms wich is a joke used on girls when the girl is a ho so she has ske ske aka sperm all over her aka she is a skezer

yo that bitch lanique is a skezer

by snickerz February 15, 2005

shyzer

shit or damn, etc, used to express frustration, annoyance

Having trouble in slow traffic, say oh 'shizer'!
Wasted time taking a wrong direction at work or in traffic, exclaim 'Oh Shyzer', instead of 'Oh Shit'

by Beaver124 June 11, 2006

Ed Sheeran

Ed Sheeran means An awesome singer who's songs are EPIC and touch people's hearts! He is so down to earth and a super cute ginger! Everyone loves him and He's the best singer

Person 1:Hey have you heard Ed Sheeran's New song?
Person 2: Who's Ed Sheeran?
Person 1: Dude Jhuss Forget your life

by IceCreamMonkey April 10, 2012