Shave me

When a gay man asks a straight man to shave him with a rechargeable shaver, instantly making a strange environment for everyone concerned.the gay gentleman proceeds to get topless and point to areas he would like shaved

Will you shave me?

by Mearlyyeh October 23, 2019

spoon shave

Scraping the food off a baby's chin and cheeks with his/her spoon.

Baby Grayson was so messy with his pureed carrots, I had to give him a spoon shave after every bite.

by SammyPie April 21, 2011

Shave the beard

When a gay guy dumps his fake girlfriend he uses to hide that he's gay.

Danielle got dumped? I guess jack decided to shave the beard, we all knew

by Teshandra April 22, 2013

shave up

Is a Jamaican slang meaning when a person has no hair on their head no eyebrows nor eyelashes or if they have a bad haircut

Shave up yuh lie eee
Shave up a who trim yuh

by You may never know [A.B] October 31, 2018

shave the chicken

To shave the chicken is a common phrase to point out the need to make a decision without f*ing around. It is the opposite of procrastinating.

"All right guys, let's not shave the chicken here and do it"
"We really need to stop shave that chicken."

by kevinschwarz January 24, 2018

Shaving the Knob

Using teeth during a blowjob

Last night she was shaving the knob so bad I got razor burn

by PeteyGotshaved August 4, 2019

Bear Shaving

The efforts we go to to deal with the symptoms of a problem rather than the root cause of the problem.

You have an eating disorder and as a solution you have a gastric band fitted. This is Bear Shaving. The real solution is to get to the root cause of the eating disorder and deal with it.

Global warming is causing the bears to overheat. Solution Shave the bears.

by black cat bastard August 3, 2009